Dr. Troubadour’s Summer Health Tips For an Alpha Male Physique

Sup Broski? Dr. Trubes here and have I got a Hot Heaping Helping of Summer Health Tips for YOU! Reading totally blows dicks, but stay with me, betacucks, and you’ll come out on the other side a stronger, healthier, and more dominant, Alpha Male. Keep a buff summer body by poking yourself with steroids on […]

UNBELIEVABLE CATASTROPHE: ACID “FREAKOUT” BLAMED IN WRONGFUL DEATH OF LOCAL MAN’S EGO

A man’s ego was shattered Thursday while in the depths of an LSD freakout so intense, even his neighbors reported feeling it. Jill Stern, 73, says she was peering suspiciously at the world through her blinds when she felt uneasy. “I sort of felt what I’d call a cosmic disturbance, like Danny was up there […]