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A new product by Lebal Drocer, Inc. threatens to tear the world asunder! The all-new Diet for the Modern Man, updated for 2020 by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour threatens to shred the fabric of society as fresh, handsome young men in their early 20s graduate from the Dr. Troubadour School of Nutrition and Sports Medicine. […]

Dr. Troubadour’s Summer Health Tips For an Alpha Male Physique

Sup Broski? Dr. Trubes here and have I got a Hot Heaping Helping of Summer Health Tips for YOU! Reading totally blows dicks, but stay with me, betacucks, and you’ll come out on the other side a stronger, healthier, and more dominant, Alpha Male. Keep a buff summer body by poking yourself with steroids on […]

UNBELIEVABLE CATASTROPHE: ACID “FREAKOUT” BLAMED IN WRONGFUL DEATH OF LOCAL MAN’S EGO

A man’s ego was shattered Thursday while in the depths of an LSD freakout so intense, even his neighbors reported feeling it. Jill Stern, 73, says she was peering suspiciously at the world through her blinds when she felt uneasy. “I sort of felt what I’d call a cosmic disturbance, like Danny was up there […]