Hall of Wax Replica of Andrew Breitbart Opens

CHRONICLE.SU – A CEREMONY MONDAY OPENED THE INTERNATIONAL WAX REPLICA HALL OF ANDREW BREITBART, THE MAN HONORED FOR LOYALTY TO PERMANENT LEADER RAGHUBIR GOYAL . . .

Local asshole Kilgore Trout attempts to destroy Chronicle database

CHRONICLE.SU STAFF WRITER KILGORE TROUT ATTEMPTS TO SABOTAGE OWN WEBSITE WITH FAILSCRIPT . . .