Totallyfalse.info Leader “Done In”

totallyfalse.info collapses amid missing leader. Who will pick up the pieces? . . .

THE CHRONICLE.SU IS YOUR KIND

After many focus groups, Lebal Drocer understands you want diversity in your news. Sorry, but we only trust white people. . . .

NYPD Officer Signs Lucrative Pepper Spray Endorsement Contract

Protesters – Gotta mace ‘em all! . . .

UBL Died for the Sins of Lebal Drocer

SCAPEGOAT!

This is just a friendly reminder that if United States President Barack Hussein Obama happens to be reelected, this is why.

Osama bin Laden died as a martyr, but not his way. Bin Laden died at the hands of Seal Team Six in the name of . . .

Internet “Not Anonymous Enough” for CHRONICLE Writer Old Brutus

Yet another Chronicle staffer drops out of the Internet . . .

A personal appeal from Chronicle.SU founder Ronny Nitro

CHRONICLE.SU needs YOU! (To GTFO) . . .

Redlight King releases hit single “Old Man” again for the first time

Sorry, Neil Young. . . .

The New Shit (part 2)

You elected a two-dollar whore and got mad ’cause he blows like a porn star. Let’s talk about landing people on the asteroids. . . .

Heroin solves life's problems

Got life? Try heroin! . . .

CAPS LOCK ULTRA

Lebal Drocer unleashes a new product on humanity. “This time it’s legal,” says spokesman Jeffrey Winebergeron. . . .