New Miracle breakthrough drug containing dead baby flesh “adds years” to your sex life

Seoul – South Korean smugglers caught trafficking millions of pills containing human flesh charged with copyright violations of Lebal Drocer product. . . .

New Product uncovers nightmarish realities

The Lebal Drocer Hate-Coil "Mind Over Matter"

Lebal Drocer’s Mind Over Matter can be inserted directly into the brain stem and is powered by any wall outlet, and your stupid gay thoughts. . . .

Staff writer Cess Poole comes close to nearly writing article

Local writer later said “Fuck it”

Cess Poole makes his living stealing money from people's wallets.

Cess Poole, chronicle.su writer, expressed wishes Sunday to produce new material. Almost immediately, however, the young penman changed his mind.

“He was like, ‘Fuck it,’” said fellow writer and chronicle.su editor Frank Mason.

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CHRONICLE SUPPRESSED BY INDIGNANT US GOVERNMENT

THE CHRONICLE.SU HAS MOVED OVERSEAS . . .

Totallyfalse.info Leader “Done In”

totallyfalse.info collapses amid missing leader. Who will pick up the pieces? . . .

THE CHRONICLE.SU IS YOUR KIND

After many focus groups, Lebal Drocer understands you want diversity in your news. Sorry, but we only trust white people. . . .

NYPD Officer Signs Lucrative Pepper Spray Endorsement Contract

Protesters – Gotta mace ’em all! . . .

UBL Died for the Sins of Lebal Drocer

SCAPEGOAT!

This is just a friendly reminder that if United States President Barack Hussein Obama happens to be reelected, this is why.

Osama bin Laden died as a martyr, but not his way. Bin Laden died at the hands of Seal Team Six in the name of . . .

Internet "Not Anonymous Enough" for CHRONICLE Writer Old Brutus

Yet another Chronicle staffer drops out of the Internet . . .

A personal appeal from Chronicle.SU founder Ronny Nitro

CHRONICLE.SU needs YOU! (To GTFO) . . .