HOLLYWOOD — Jack Black, comedic actor, died Monday evening after suffering a severe stroke at the age of 45. Fans mourn the loss of Jack Black and suspect his death was related to overindulgence in candy over several decades.
Black was rumored to have rented out a candy store where he was granted 24-hour permission to do anything he wanted inside. Fans said Black drew the shades, and emerged in the middle of the night, unable to speak or see. He died shortly thereafter.
Black’s estate will be disbursed and charitably donated to SETI, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
26 replies on “Jack Black Dead at 45”
**phones th3j35t3r’s blackphone
surely you mean the jack blackphone
**leaves a present http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a32177/iggy-azalea-threatened-with-sex-tape-leak/
Hey fishbabe have you ever done this (gotten drunk this way)? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_inhalation
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I heard tribe of faggot niggers fucked him to death.
That’s not a nice thing to say,if you have somebody in your family died, would you like someone to say that about your family or friends or someone close you know
Actually not idiot
I heard he licked out your mother & it was that fucking hairy he choked to death on her furry cunt! “Death by furry fish burgers”
I heard he love Jesus that’s y he’s dead
Then your deaf
I’m actually all the Anymous before DA!
If hes really dead thats so sad the way people are talking about him herel… Should b ashamed of yoursellf for leaving post so stupid…
I am depressed to hear that he passed.
That’s sad
My heart goes out 2 JB fam n friends 4 his untimely death.We will miss him dearly.
He is not it was a hoax speed by an idiot on Facebook.
I mean spred
IM GLAD TO HEAR HE ISNT DEAD?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell to hey
NACHO LIBRE
Beds are Burning
That’s me Anymous
The guy is a dog & I hope someone cuts his head off & makes a youtube vid of it
Yeah, well you know what? I don’t believe the world asked your opinion. You suck, and why did you write this anyways? No one bothered to reply except me. I feel sad for you right now. It doesn’t matter what I say, because you’ll just keep on doing whatever you want for a drop of attention. Good, bad, doesn’t matter. Money isn’t the only currency. Attention works as well. Whatever I say won’t do anything, but I don’t like what you’ve said, so I want to say something about it. So really, I’m in a losing battle. It wouldn’t matter whether I reply or not, it won’t change your mind. Meh, I think I’ll reply anyway.
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