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His 10th consecutive year!
INTERNET – It is without hesitation or thought that we present the same prestigious annual award every year to the Supreme Commander of the United States Army, President Donald Jefferson Trump. Trump received his notification email this morning, enclosed with his 10th “Medal of Trust.pdf” which names him ‘Man of the Year’ again.
Congratulations Donald Trump!
10th YEAR IN A FUCKING ROW
Actually, you know what? Century. This is Internet Chronicle, afterall, where Trump was just announced Man of the Century.
Trump’s decade as Man of the Year is a long and storied career. However storied it may be, you’ll read none of those stories here. That’s locker room talk!
His Honor
Don’t thank us for the pleasure, sir. You’re welcome, Mr. President. The honor is all on this side of our glorious Website. Truly.
But it wasn’t easy to get here, was it? It’s been a long, hard, stiff battle but you’ve made it clear: Your dominance is pure and unending. Your interview and photo shoot are scheduled for Monday, November 27. You’ll just need to let us know where, since we’re having trouble with our office.
In an audacious tweet, President Trump praised the fake news entertainment comedy website for being “Very smart,” and “Very, very tasteful.”
Health Doctor
They’re doing great work over there at Internet Chronicle. Can’t say much for hatesec – if we’re being honest, the man is a liar and a cheat – but Dr. Angstrom Troubadour is a smart, tasteful, very cunning man. – President Donald Trump
‘Decade of Aggression’
Internet Chronicle stocks plummeted this morning after an announcement stating they would no longer be offering their famous Thick’n’Hateful Sunday print edition, as Trump’s subsequent endorsement led to savage antifa attacks against our hardened Cuthbert headquarters.
The Cuthbert, Ga. “slum house” is a fortified cluster of trailers, and home to the North American headquarters of the world famous satire site Internet Chronicle. The trailers are now unusable after demonstrators would not let us return home under threat of violence.
All systems go, Mr. President! You’re Man of the Year. Hell, you’re man of the fucking Centry. Now get out there and grab you some pussy, baby, you’ve earned it alright.
4 replies on “Internet Chronicle names Trump ‘Man of the Year’”
What NO Charles Manson obit!?
Y’@ll suck cocks. Serially dude deserves a podcast at the very least
I was the ocean Washed up here I’m your emotion I’m your fresh beer – The Visitor
GOD BLESS ALL THE BOYS AND ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE GIRLS TOO. AND IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS OR ‘TILL MR. TRUMP SAYS IT’S OVER.
‘when unknown numbers call u and then hang up’
looks like me BUT wasnt me nigga
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