Author: Kilgoar

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Rupert Murdoch uses threat of murder to defuse internal threat

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date July 19, 2011
11 Comments on Rupert Murdoch uses threat of murder to defuse internal threat

Sean-Hoare-is-dead — Rupert Murdoch ordered this man's death. This picture is property of News Corp

Rupert Murdoch went out for blood on Monday. Murdoch personally ordered the death of whistle blower Sean Hoare to shore up internal threats to his organization. All employees of News Corp now live in fear of their master and Media Mogul.

The message intended is clear: Don’t be an insubordinate, the price is your life. News Corp will continue to force employees to hack important stories under the threat of death and the yoke of Murdoch.[pullquote]”I took Palladium for the courage to off Hoare myself” ~ Media Mogul[/pullquote]

Fox News reports said police showed up to the dead man’s house only to repeat the phrase “nothing suspicious,” over and over again, in spite of the undeniably suspicious circumstances. Forensic investigators showed up late as hell and hungover. Eyewitnesses reported that they didn’t really give a fuck about anything.

Murdoch is famous for injecting Polonium 210 into his hated enemies. Some have suggested that Murdoch poisoned Hoare himself while hopped up on Palladium during his near-death experience earlier today.

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mmmmm delicious copypasta

Editorial

Rupert Murdoch is responsible for the hacking of 9/11 victims

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date July 18, 2011
12 Comments on Rupert Murdoch is responsible for the hacking of 9/11 victims

Remember all those shocking final goodbyes to to friends and family which were played by Fox News in the aftermath of 9/11? You might want to sit down.[pullquote]”The time has certainly come for Rupert Murdoch’s resignation.” -Sarah Palin[/pullquote] Fox hired hackers to acquire the audio, carelessly invading the privacy of American families and victims of terrorism. Rupert Murdoch personally approved of this tactic in a desperate bid to increase ratings. Back in 2001, Fox was not such a dominant force in the media. By hacking the phones of 9/11 victims, Fox News was able to gain a foothold.

neverforget — Rupert Murdoch should resign now

Jesus would be ashamed of Rupert Murdoch. In fact, if Rupert Murdoch doesn’t repent soon, he will definitely go to hell. Phone hacking became like an addiction to Rupert Murdoch. He went after celebrity’s voicemail accounts, dead children’s cell phones, and pretty much hacked anything that moved.

The time has come for Rupert Murdoch to step down. Like Anthony Weiner, he has made a terrible mistake and no longer deserves his place of power. America deserves better. We are a Good Christian Nation, and Fox News has betrayed both our trust and the Freedom of Press.

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News

Totallyfalse.info is an Anonymous Psy-Op by Topiary

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date July 16, 2011
31 Comments on Totallyfalse.info is an Anonymous Psy-Op by Topiary

Jealous of the awesome trolling and media phreaking that is Chronicle.SU, Topiary has created Totallyfalse.info. This complete failure of a site has been tweeted heavily by Anonymous in a pitiful attempt to divert readers from the truly beloved and established Cronical.

Like the Cronical, totallyfalse.info plays on the ironic death of truth that is hacktivism. Well, at least Topiary tries. Luckily he has an army of loyal Anon fans to back up his writing, coupled with Kayla’s army of sockpuppets.

Because of the prevalence of misinformation, fake d0x, and insane conspiracies, this is an understandably exploitable source of endless humor. However, Totallyfalse.info is written by Topiary, a piece of shit Zelda fan who jerks off to Princess Ruto. As such, it is completely insufferable and as full of fail as possible.

Of course, jealousy is not the only motivation behind Totallyfalse.info. It is quite obviously a psy-op designed to portray Anonymous in a more appealing context. By spelling out the “conspiracy” that _TeamP0is0n_ was in fact a self-d0x misinformation campaign by LulzSec, Topiary hopes to score points for a previously undocumented troll. Obvious obvious is obvious. This idea glorifies Topiary and LulzSec, and we expect much more of the same from Totallyobvious.info

Topiary? More like Tropiary. Lol, try a little harder next time.

UPDATE: NEW PROPAGANDA VIDEO BY TOPIARY!

UPDATE AGAIN!

Topiary continues to feed the troll, but in classic style utilizes the delete function in Twitter to make this not count as “giving me attention.” Here is the message for posterity’s sake. Topiary gave me more attention after promising not to.

tl;dr I win.