Author: Kilgoar

Evil Empire

Let your voice be heard! Your civic duty is fulfilled and you can’t complain when they start dropping tear gas on your parade, even as you chant your support. You can take comfort in the fact that it’s not a daisy-cutter like they drop on the people who aren’t allowed to vote.

Voting is the greatest pillar of justice and equality. When you vote, you give your approval to whoever wins the election and whatever they do is in your name. Take pride in your vote for the government and all the great things it does for the world.

9/11 wasn’t an inside job, it was a blowjob. Sure, Clinton got more pleasure from his blowjob, but Bush got more approval. Now Obama’s ratcheted it up a notch and hoodwinked all the protesters with the promise of a little healthcare. Now you’re the one getting blown, and the government’s buying your Cialis and paying for the treatment when it blinds you. What goes on in Afghanistan is a state secret, but this is a modern age. If you really want to know what happens you can take a look at Wikileaks. Would it surprise you that civilians suffer more than Al-Qaeda or the Taliban? This is a state secret, but also a normal fact of war.

Silent consent is the kind of approval that allowed the holocaust to happen. Israel isn’t the end to all future holocausts. Zionism is a kind of holocaust revenge. Islam is the new Jew and Jews the new Hitler. If you’ve voted in the past few generations, this is what you’ve voted for. Holocaust. You voted for starving children in the Gaza strip and you voted for needless conflicts that serve the interests of multi-national corporations. They’d outsource your job to Mexico if they could find a way to get hot food served up to fat Americans from across the border.

gaza — This is your taxpayer money. This is the freedom you vote for. The education system I have voted for taught me that this was just deeply seated cultural differences between two religious groups. Life is good, but not in Gaza.

Spending billions of your taxes bolstering Israel’s military was never enough. Ruining Vietnam for generations was not enough. Overthrowing Saddam on false pretenses while Kim Jong cooked up a nuke didn’t impress me much. Russia took our peaceful precedent as an opportunity to invade Georgia. Afghanistan is history’s battlefield and it’s only appropritate we put our weight forward there now that all the cards are down. We set up a democratic government in Afghanistan only to see it turn to corruption. Is this a surprise? Surely the right to vote is the bulwark of liberty. Is it not?

Evil is necessary. Vote for it, you have no other choice.

Entertainment

Mel Gibson joins with ex-Rage members

Post author By Kilgoar
Post date July 14, 2010
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Mel Gibson’s latest abusive rant reached a level of intensity so extreme that musician Tom Morello contacted him, seeking a vocalist who won’t pussy out like Chris Cornell. After dropping Cornell the band reformed to rage for the machine, rather than against it. There has been disagreement between de la Rocha and the band since. Tom Morello has recently commented that the band has “lost their piss,” and “[we] need some real, genuine anger.” For years, Rage has been in search of someone who could match the intensity of Zach de la Rocha, and according to Tom Morello, “we only let him back in the band for the money.” Mel Gibson is set to replace Zach de la Rocha in Rage’s upcoming tour promoting their newest album, Domestic Abuse. Elf Wax was able to contact Mel, but his only comments were shouted antisemitic slurs targeting “that dirty jew de la Rocha and his disgusting fucking hair. FUCK!”

Elf Wax has exclusive rights to Mel Gibson’s first single off of his new album, “Blow me, Bitch.”

Blow Me, Bitch

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Science Technology

The Final Conspiracy

The LHC is modeled after the infamous "Death Star" from Return of the Jedi, but only for dramatic effect.

Europe is in the very last stages of commissioning the world’s most powerful weapon. At it’s peak performance, the Large Hadron Collider will be capable of crushing the solar system into an infinitely small mass. Although billed publicly as a particle physics experiment, it is actually a doomsday device through which the scientists at CERN hope to bring about world peace.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Politicians and Corporations worldwide will be forced beneath the humiliating yoke of the scientists who they funded. Interestingly, this is almost the exact same plot of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation. However, our experts have informed us that in a sick plot twist, horrific echoes of Arthur C. Clarke’s 2001: A Space Odyssey may actually doom humanity.

CERN has used their resources to build the most sophisticated computer network of all time. This network is capable of replicating every molecule in a human brain, at speeds thousands of times faster than reality.

With the world by the balls, development of an intelligence beyond human comprehension is a given. In fact, our insider spies at CERN have reassured us that a true artificial intelligence has already developed and has taken a large role in the leadership of the organization.

Obviously, this is all a Marxist conspiracy aimed at smearing global wealth to even the most undeserving starving children in the third world. Currently, the entire arsenal of strategic nuclear weapons are fixed on the LHC site, as if these puny human brains can derail this technological behemoth with such crude tools.