Category: News

Rupert Murdoch went out for blood on Monday. Murdoch personally ordered the death of whistle blower Sean Hoare to shore up internal threats to his organization. All employees of News Corp now live in fear of their master and Media Mogul.

The message intended is clear: Don’t be an insubordinate, the price is your life. News Corp will continue to force employees to hack important stories under the threat of death and the yoke of Murdoch.[pullquote]”I took Palladium for the courage to off Hoare myself” ~ Media Mogul[/pullquote]

Fox News reports said police showed up to the dead man’s house only to repeat the phrase “nothing suspicious,” over and over again, in spite of the undeniably suspicious circumstances. Forensic investigators showed up late as hell and hungover. Eyewitnesses reported that they didn’t really give a fuck about anything.

Murdoch is famous for injecting Polonium 210 into his hated enemies. Some have suggested that Murdoch poisoned Hoare himself while hopped up on Palladium during his near-death experience earlier today.

RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR. RUPERT MURDOCH HACKED 9/11 FAMILIES AND KILLED SEAN HOARE TO DEFUSE THE INTERNAL THERAT OF WHISTLEBLOWERS WITH FEAR.

mmmmm delicious copypasta

Today I logged onto my Facebook and was pleasantly surprised to see that Facebook chat was updated. Instead of a small scrolling menu, it’s now a larger permanent menu. Wow, was I happy to see this earth shattering improvement. I can’t believe so many people are upset that Facebook just got way better.

I am just glad to see that all these ads are helping pay for improvements in Facebook. The ads don’t bother me one bit, especially when they pick through my personal information and target me with goods and services that I want really badly. I’m glad that Facebook does this because they don’t waste my time with Penis enlargement spam. LOL. They must know not to use these ads because I talk about how big my dick is all the time on Facebook chat.

What I don’t get is why everyone hates the new chat so much. It calculates who I send the most messages to and puts them in a hierarchical order based on how much I like each person. It puts all the pretty girls on the top, LOL.