BARCELONA — Fans mourn the loss of antivirus magnate John McAfee, who died early Sunday morning at his secret houseboat on the Mediterranean Sea, near Spain.
1945 – 2021
John was pronounced dead on Wednesday, June 23. Cause of death was listed as “drowning associated with piracy in international waters,” concluded by a burial at sea. He was 75.
John is survived by his wife, Janice McAfee.
Reports have emerged of John McAfee supporters installing McAfee Antivirus on their machines in his honor.
Because no will was entered into the public record, John’s charity for underprivileged children online, The Little Johnny Foundation, will dissolve.
Remaining assets are to be turned over to Deep State International for future disbursement to an undisclosed bitcoin address.
Avast, ye Matey!
John, who grew up in Roanoke, Virginia, successfully killed a man in Belize but would later suffer from a damaging tax scandal spanning the world wide. When John recently failed to fake his own death, he was forced into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse, prompting Spanish conspirators to launch pirate ships in his general direction. Now, today, a wife is without her husband.
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