Are you actually googling this right now? I mean seriously, every single fucking time some celebrity dies there’s a surge of you crazy fucking conspiracy theorists trying to fit the event into your “absurd” world view. Well, you know what? You were fucking right to think the Illuminati killed Adam Yauch because we’re killing EVERY celebrity off slowly. Yes, we control every fucking thing you see on television and the Internet as well.
If you want to know what the Illuminati is up to, hell, come to the Internet Chronicle. We’ll give you the straight dope, right from the highest levels. Bookmark this page now if you want to know who’s gonna die next. Will it be Rachel Ray? Or will it be George Clooney? Hey, we’re all going to die some day. That is, of course, unless we all pray to Inglip and cross over to PostHumanity. That’s right, the first “real” PostHuman is actually Tupac. We copied his consciousness into a secret computer system back in the early 90’s and you saw him take the stage at Coachella. This ain’t no joke. No sir.
Oh, we’re in control of the Google now. Anything we want to say will bubble right to the top because we know how to “pull the strings” at the very highest levels of their organization. We ARE the very highest levels of their organization. See, people like you, investigating us at the Illuminati, we’re on to you. We don’t give a fuck anymore and the Internet Chronicle is just here to rub it in your face. We own your world. Get used to it.
16 replies on “Adam Yauch “murdered” by Illuminati”
This website sucks.
Not as bad as your asspie website or your mom did last night….the video of JustinA Beaver says it all son.
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lol i’m so cool professional skateboarder look at me i’m a blatant ironic copyright infringer lmao
They will all burn at the end…and eternally at that…and nothing from this time and reality will even be remembered ever again..so what have they accomplished? Not a damn thing..what power do they really have? Absolutely none at all..even after they’ve given their entire soul and tried their hardest..given up all they ever loved..it will gain them absolutely nothing..the best they can hope for is eternal everlasting darkness..but doubtful they’ll receive that.. they will receive etenal torture…the same as has been reserved for their so called gods..that are not gods..But will die like men..and then burn for 1000 years and then after a short time, burn again…its all for a great deal more than nothing, you idiots…and your time here in this earth is nearly through..glad you won’t be around to fuck up the new one..enjoy your well deserved fire and brimstone fuckers
Seriously…i just hope I am allowed to watch your skin and eyes melt from your bones once the KING OF KINGS is here..oh yes you and your rulers will all die like men..and horribly at that…btw enjoy those locust..its gonna be funny when you are finally made to realize lucifer hates you just as much as he hates me..just as much as he hates all of humaity…And he has you fooled that you are his chosen people…LOL
“Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what #dies inside us while we live.”
-Norman Cousins
Horrible, horrible site.
I hope you know that your site, admins, and workers will all face death for YOU claiming to be an Illuminati member. You have been warned.-
Grand Master Tospo
I hope you know that your site, admins, and workers will all face death for YOU claiming to be an Illuminati member. You have been warned.-
Grand Master Tospo
PROVE YOURSELF. BITCH. what was your invitation number to the last bilderburg group meeting? mines easy as shit . to remember. what color was the trim of the invitation?
until you say what those where you are bullshit. doubletime pizza bullshit asshole face with an anus for a mouth. all puckered you fucking retard. not holding my breath.
mouth cancer is what they give you when you shoot it off about serious issues. Or a shot to the throat before….
All niggers
Fuck you ! That’s an asshole move to call someone of a different skin color out their name are you fucking ignorant ? You are a disgrace to this world and should go kill yo self.
I agree. Go kill yourself idiot.
Eww_wee…”the odor be pungent”.
I actually just used this website to prove the Illuminati crap is bullshit, Beastie Boys just happened to come on my IPod at the time