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How to fail college

The Elf Wax Times gives you kids a sneak peak of what it’s like to squander an opportunity and look cool doing it. FUCK SCHOOL! GET SCHWASTED!

How to fail college, and win at life

This message is brought to you by The Elf Wax Times’ very own Media Mogul, Jim “Teabagger” Gallahan.

This video is part one in a one part series entitled, “How To Waste A Shitload Of Federal Grant Money And Feel Good About It.”

15 replies on “How to fail college”

James! when you comin back to richmond dog? we gotta party and there’s women comin around here begging just to fuck you dog. lol carrie wont stop talkin about you, lol

I remember those yuppie roommates you had. They thought they were better than everybody else and always gave you shit about your messy room. You paid for it. You should be allowed to keep it messy! That tall girl looks like an ugly bird.

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