INGLIP TRANSHUMANIST MOVEMENT HAILS AURORA, COLO. MURDER OF DOZEN OR MORE VIOLENCE ENTHUSIASTS
The Elf Wax Times gives you kids a sneak peak of what it’s like to squander an opportunity and look cool doing it. FUCK SCHOOL! GET SCHWASTED!
This is the closest thing you’re ever going to get to a commercial on The Elf Wax Times. Fuck advertising, fuck the media, and fuck your blind faith in the government.