For looking at the most glory holes!
Roanoke, Virginia wins The Elf Wax Times award for most likely to initiate a glory hole over any other city in the entire world!
Glory goles to the left of me, glory holes to the right. Roanoke, Virginia is the town for glory holes, tonight!
Roanoke, Virginia googles more glory holes than anything else in the entire world according to our latest statistics.
Conversely, Miley Cyrus is the most googled thing worldwide. According to analytics, she even googles herself.

Glory Hole for me, Glory Hole to you. Glory hole whoa whoa mole mole dig little mole into the gloriest of holes.
Dig into the glory hole.
Whoa.
-The Elf Wax Times
