Stratfor revelation shocks the Occuponymous and WikiLeaks echo chamber

No one really gives a fuck. . . .

Clever headline

A neat summary of what the article is about . . .

First attack of the Conspiracy

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On Friday, I obtained a digital copy of the Book of the SubGenius. I noticed, upon completion of the download, a definite increase in the computer’s performance. The dark spots in my monitor became the deep black of a . . .

Exclusive Interview with Tyrone Angelo AKA “Skittles”

11:45 PM, Southern L.A in California. I have arranged a once in a lifetime opportunity to interview Tyrone Angelo AKA “Skittles”, Whitney Houston’s proud crack dealer. We decided to meet in a Denny’s parking lot, as this was a place where Whitney and Tyrone were often seen together, smoking crack and dishing out blowjobs.

Q:Tyrone, . . .

DINO SEX, FIND OUT WHY HE IS THE HEART THROB, SEX SYMBOL & BITCH MAGNET OF THE MURDER JUNKIES.

ITS PORN !

AND SECRETS. BOUT. SUCH THINGS AS SUBGENIUS CHURCHES. RICHES AND HOW TO DEEP THROAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. PLAYING DRUMS NUDE? DINOSEX WILL!

WATCH BE AMAZED !

 

18 Dead After “Mace Party” Clashes With Police

A group of uncontrollable patriots have gone overboard with non-lethal self-flagellation and it’s tearing THE WORLD apart! . . .

Mitt Romney declares himself “too evil to lose” Michigan primary

Detroit– Mitt Romney eats Santorum for breakfast Friday in Michigan primary, demands seconds. . . .

Humanity brought to its knees, there’s never been a better time to invest

As foretold by Raleigh Theodore Sakers . . .

Andrew Breitbart rape victim speaks out

INTERNET- Andrew Breitbart’s recent tirade at an Occupy event drew sharp criticism from feminists who found his repeated accusations of rape profoundly distasteful. In the video, which has gone viral, Breitbart repeatedly called the protesters freaks, animals, rapists, and demanded that the Occupiers learn to behave.

Friday, an anonymous source contacted Internet Chronicle staff . . .

Akon Invincible

Dearest Akon Invincible, my dark African prince and life mentor,

It has come to my attention that Chronicles SU is spreading contaminated lies, may your soul rest in perfect peace. Certainly, you may never die. Your fan, Odusanya Babafemi, posted a supportive message for you, “una de ment for una head una no they think . . .