NSA totally behaving like creepy uncle at the Internet family reunion

Creepy old Uncle NSA. Where are his hands??

It’s hanging onto everyone, leering around at the room as it gropes the family children, probing for stuff it’s not supposed to find.

“Uh-oh, what have we here? Something you’re not supposed to be doing. Your parents would be very upset if . . .

Banksy shot dead on the run from NYPD

Banksy’s death brings a fresh point of view to his artwork. Certainly he is in hell now.

NEW YORK — Banksy’s New York studio attempted to drop a giant banner spanning the entire George Washington Bridge, which would have said “LONDON RULES, NEW YORK DROOLS,” but police reportedly assailed Banksy before any of . . .

Postmodern Architecturalist Revolution Begins

American legislature’s circular design more emphasized than Chinese.

INTERNET — King Arthur and his knights sat at a round table so that none might be seen as sitting at its head. The knights, deciding as a group, accepted the quest for the Holy Grail and set out into the forest individually, entering where . . .

Illuminati Murders Lou Reed

Lou Reed’s days of influencing musical acts are over, paving the way for more Illuminati mind-control pop music.

MIAMI, FLA – Lou Reed died tragically today at the age of 71, but media has been slow to report on the cause of his death at the hands of Illuminati murderers. Speculation that his . . .

Rasputin predicted Nuclear Doomsday for August 23, 2013

Rasputin spoke with authority that the world will end on August 13, 2013

INTERNET — Rasputin, famed Soviet psychic commando who later secretly joined forces with Stalin, predicted the end of the world in nuclear war on August 23, 2013. Rasputin was widely known for infiltrating the minds of enemy spies and shutting . . .

Rustle League takes credit for downing NSA web site

Rustle League posted images of their DDoS software, RustleNuker2.

INTERNET — Friday, the hacker and trolling ensemble, “Rustle League,” widely known for shutting off the lights at the super bowl last year, took credit for downing the NSA.gov website using a piece of Windows 98 software known as “RustleNuker2.”┬áThe cheeky hacker group is . . .

Scientists at the NSA “puncture precarious surface tension of time” with forecasting technology

So-called “Lulz Lizards” multiply infinitely inside ever increasingly more efficient computers.

INTERNET — The Internet’s number one site, The Internet Chronicle, attended an academic lecture on Internet Studies and the Digital Humanities.

“Once shit hits the social media fan, it spreads before the so-called ‘lulz lizards’ can be hunted down. The Hydra’s head . . .

“Inspired by Occupy, Banksy Plans to Get Arrested,” says inside source

 

Banksy’s mass-produced social critique has given New Yorkers cynical inspiration in a trying time, but now he plans to bring traffic to a halt for weeks.

NEW YORK — A member of Banksy’s studio crew in New York spoke with the Internet Chronicle, leaking details of Banksy’s grand finale to his industrialized . . .

New NSA Director Will Spy on NSA

“Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of America sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Greenwald: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.” . . .

Sue Brasko Breaks Ultra-Scoop on Doxbin’s Mega-Bust

Sue Brasko always gets the best fucking scoops. God damn it.

INTERNET — Famed Internet lawyer Sue Brasko has broken the story of three young Finnish chaps who happen to make up the entirety of the deep web personal information hotbed “doxbin.” Unbeknownst to the rest of the world, the website . . .