Herman Cain: Trolling America

Sexual harasser and Black Republican Herman Cain has brought himself as much publicity as possible with his fake presidential campaign, selling hundreds of thousands of books each time he utters “999.” But is a truckload of pussy and book money all that all he hopes to gain by running for president? In his latest ad, an image of a man dragging a cigarette is followed by what can only be described as a trollface.jpg. See for yourself: . . .

Hunter S Thompson: Still Alive!

Tired of writing, Hunter S. Thompson apparently faked his own death. . . .

Chronicle.SU a Tremendous Success

A story of domestic terrorism for the state, which we now control. . . .

CHE GUEVARA SEEN WEARING “STOP BITCHING, START A REVOLUTION” T-SHIRT

Che Guevara doesn’t bitch, he revolutionizes-thanks to the latest in t-shirt design. The Soviet Chronicle is granted an awe-inspiring and super-rare interview with Che, and Che does not disappoint. . . .

New Video Game Subverts Morality

Parents beware. Your children are doing drugs inside their video games. The Soviet Chronicle goes nose deep into the world of cocaine video gaming and overdoses on the shit. . . .

Man Patiently Waits For JNCOs To Be Cool Again

One man’s tale of love of JNCOs, and JNCO culture. Juggalo is deep, almost as deep as deez pocketz. /////////WORD . . .

Last Remains of Peace Scattered

Gandhi’s ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide. . . .

Smartphones "overtake" humanity

Google’s amazing new Nexus One is probably smarter than you are, and cooler too. It already has more friends. . . .

Obama Meets Terrorist Demands

Obama institutes Muslim Christmas, an official U.S. Holiday that is not to be reckoned with. War on Terror is ‘over’ – terror decidedly winner. . . .

Mass Murderer Media Wave

Serial Killer Charles Manson has been paroled from prison and has let loose a media barrage including a new album and a reality TV show. . . .