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WDBJ7 attacks local EMT Tracy Rolan

Her name is Tracy Rolan.

Objectification

NYDailyNews reports:

Former porn star Harmony Rose is volunteering as an EMT for the Cave Spring Rescue Squad in Roanoke, VA. While covering the controversy that her new post has stirred, WDBJ reporter Justin McLeod pointed out that the rescue squad has probably never had a volunteer like 29-year-old Harmony Rose. “She’s a former porn star,” he said, “Just Google her name and you’ll find hundreds of pornographic videos of hers.”

The kind of sick sexist parody at Chronicle.SU finally hits local mainstream media.

Roanoke County leaders in collusion with executives at WDBJ7 have seemingly manufactured a smear campaign against EMT volunteer Tracy Rolan. This depraved lapse in Journalistic ethics has created a “legitimate” reason to remove Rolan from the rescue squad. County Attorney Paul Mahoney has implied that the former sex worker may not be capable of  maintaining “trustworthiness” or “public esteem,” and that he would support the firing of Rolan only if it caused embarrassment for local emergency response workers, as this manufactured “controversy” was designed to do.

It seems clear that Justin McLeod has no respect for women, journalism, or the Emergency Response workers of Roanoke County. Instead of informative local news, Roanoke is left with this scumfuck tabloid rubbish which failed to even name Rolan, reducing her from a human into an objectified persona created only for porn.

In response to the manufactured “controversy,” WDBJ7 has removed the suggestion to google Rolan’s porn videos. Insiders from Burlington Coat Factory report that within WDBJ7, the issue has not been mentioned by managers, and totally “swept under the rug.”

Last Summer reporter Holly Pietrzak of WDBJ7 accidentally uttered the word “fuck” on television and, according to an anonymous source, was quickly suspended for several days. According to a statement made on Roanoke.com, “Pietrzak, who has been a reporter and weekend anchorwoman at the station since 2005, apologized at the end of the broadcast. She deferred all comment to Marks, who said that she won’t face any disciplinary action.” Lies! This disgusting attitude towards women and truth has come to be business as usual for the scum-sucking liars at the world’s worst local news station, WDBJ7.

[pullquote]”I don’t see what the big deal is! It’s not like she was doing interracial.” ~ Area resident, Monty Parche[/pullquote]Our anonymous source from Burlington Coat Factory has also stated that Justin McLeod, hatemongering writer of this sexist smear, faces no disciplinary action, nor does Dan Dennison, News Director.

Floods of prank 911 calls from the Cave Spring area, mostly residents allegedly suffering “priapism,” have caused delays for emergency workers. Tracy Rolan has not yet made comment, however, but if there is any justice, she will sue the everliving hell out of WDBJ7.

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GOP SECRET FUND ENABLED GADHAFI SLAYING FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

New leaks reveal hate-filled war financiers are mainly YOU

Even Bill Maher supports the extrajudicial murder of ousted Libyan leader Colonel Gadhafi. Who supported murder when Robert Kennedy was shot? Who supported Murder when Martin Luther King was shot? Who supports war when protesters are maced and beaten and arrested by the hundreds for sitting in parks to make a statement? Oh, that’s right. THE GOVERNMENTS OF THE WORLD DO SO THAT CORPORATIONS CAN PRETEND NOT TO. Is it because the police are the only guaranteed union left in every state in America?

“Shut up, liberal hippie ass communist FAGGOT. Go listen to All Along the Watchtower and shoot up pot so the adults can work, OK? Thanks.”
-Raleigh Theodore Sakers
President, Lebal Drocer, Inc.

Their money comes directly from mega companies to protect them. It used to be they only had to pay the politicians. This time they had to go to the Chiefs of Police. Let ’em. Every arrest goes into a national total and unlike your vote, folks, these count. The rapes don’t, though. The following never occurred:

“There was a finger went in my vagina during a search. I applied for therapy recently, and they rescheduled my intake. They said with all my problems, it’s going to take longer to get me an appointment with somebody, and that was my fault, they said.”

Anonymous

We got Gadhafi recently.

Found him in a hole. NATO and U.S.-backed forces shot him like you’d do an oppressive dictator that you find in a hole.

In a spontaneous celebration of the death of all respect for International Law, black-and-white thinkers everywhere hailed the private assassination as the finest-looking murder and cover-up to take place since al-Awlaki.

More on this as the Pentagon allows us to report it.

This story is brought to you by tender memories of former editor Frank Theodore Mason

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Man claims four lives amid chilling case of the Mondays

Houston–SlaveTech Enterprises office monkey Harold Strafford the Third opened fire on his colleagues Wednesday after contracting a rare, unseasonable case of the Mondays.

Police respond to brutal office slayings
Police responded with deadly force. “This is like no case of the Mondays I’ve ever seen,” said Officer Mike Fish. “Today is Wednesday.”

Mario Kline, 32, described the gripping moment Strafford decided to murder his colleagues. Strafford stepped Kline’s wounded body just before succumbing to a hail of gunfire by responding officers.

“He strafed down aisle after aisle of cubicles, pumping a frenzy of lead into anything that moved – and all the computers. Especially the computers. It was horrible. I had all my porn on there, and some people are dead.”

Shotgun blast after shotgun blast, Strafford killed four people and injured seventeen others. Among his victims were two office clerks, a member of upper-middle management, and the secretary who greeted him at the door. Each victim was shot in the mouth.

Strafford’s attorney, Leo Steinbrenner, told reporters his client was “under a lot of stress” Wednesday, and had no patience for people constantly asking him what was wrong. “He was just having a case of the Mondays,” Steinbrenner explained, adding, “Sure, my client acted out of line; sure, you can call it a murderous rampage. But in a bad job market, my client is a maverick. [emphasis added] You can’t say he isn’t thinking outside the box! Try to look at it this way: my client is a job creator.”

A note found on the gunman’s untouched desk exhibits total loss of control as Strafford ultimately succumbed to the will of his unsuppressed rage, and urge to create jobs:

USELESS ENVisioning a pick-axe in your fucking face of raw bone
pure fury hatred “Bella Mew. Monday. Wednesday morning murderhate.”
Little faggot daughter suck a dick find a man, try to escape this loveless land,
I dare you little whore–
Try to escape
My murderous hand.

“Old Brutus,” SlavTech custodian, said Strafford confronted him in the middle of his killing spree. “He looked me in the eye and said I’ve got a lot of work to do – ‘after all this’ – cleaning up blood, and guts, and stuff. He said he had no hard feelings toward me, mostly because out of all the weed he ever smoked in his life, he said just about all fifty pounds of it came from me and my people.”

Harold Strafford seen here suffering from case of the Mondays
Harold Strafford, just moments before snapping into a psychopathic killing spree.

No word yet on how the family’s victims will cope with today’s brutal tragedy, but sources are already reporting intake of marijuana, alcohol and barbiturates to ease the pain of losing a father, a brother, a son, a daughter, wife, a sister, a close friend – all beloved office drones – all sacrificed at the hands of a case of the Mondays.

Our prayers and the prayers of Lebal Drocer, Inc. go out to the SlavTech Corporation whose untold suffering won’t be felt until Monday, when Human Resources must undergo the arduous task of listing several job openings on the Internet date rape site craigslist.org.