Your keyboard is spying on you

New sonic keyboard technology uses your computer’s built-in microphone to monitor the sounds of your individual keystrokes, logging everything you do, according to new research conducted by Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour and his team of unpaid graduate students. This intuitive method of eavesdropping combines new with the old by “listening in” on audio footage through […]

PENTAGON IGNORES NEW EVIDENCE, CALLING L.A. UFO EXPLOSION ‘A MISSILE TEST’

CHRONICLE.SU EXCLUSIVE — The Pentagon has refused to address a series of photos which contradict government claims that strange lights seen over Los Angeles late Saturday night were attributable to a naval missile test. Dozens of reports claim the object in the sky exploded and disappeared, but not before a missile made its way toward […]

Middle Eastern powermongering lost its thrill, Saudi leaders say

Saudi bombing raids are no longer fun, King Abdullah, leader of the Saudi Arabian peninsula, said after a Saturday bombing raid on Yemen. “We bombed a 1,200-year-old mosque, a 13th century castle in Yemen, we bombed Syria, and today we even saw Egypt’s president Morsi sentenced to death,” Abdullah said. “It’s just not doing it […]