6 people who should have taken Santa’s suicide threats more seriously

Santa Clause is on a tear! And this holiday season, it’s everyone’s fault but his. All the people destroying Santa’s life could have paid the ultimate price, but Santa’s last gift to the world was himself. Never forget. To brighten the lives of those affected by Kris Kringle’s tragic self-destruction, The Internet Chronicle has compiled […]

Hillary Rodham Clinton dead at 70

Tim Kaine assumes Democratic Party leadership GRAND RAPIDS, Mich.–Citizens mourn the loss of former US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, who surrendered to a mysterious illness Thursday, September 22, while chilling in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where she was scheduled to give a speech about being a woman. Details are as yet unclear regarding the […]