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Snowden reveals secret Strategic Fracking office in Pentagon that “ignites volcanoes in communist countries”

INTERNET — Friday, Edward Snowden came forward with startling evidence linking recent volcanic eruptions and earthquakes in communist countires to the top secret Strategic Fracking office in the Pentagon. The US military, according to the documents, leverages fracking regulation to facilitate patterns that will harm communist nations in South America and Asia while preserving American security. […]

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Snowden flees Russia, returns to face prosecution in the US, and reveals sinister Russian deterraforming plot

ALASKA — Sunday, Edward Snowden was taken into custody by Anchorage Police, arriving in Alaska early in the morning in a black unmarked helicopter. Snowden says he is glad he can now face a fair prosecution, as he hopes his latest documents will vindicate everything. Snowden spoke, passing out a fresh cache of the most secret […]

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Snowden blames Chemtrails for Mongolian Desertification

INTERNET — Edward Snowden spoke out after reports of rapid desertification in Mongolia have shocked millions, saying, “The desertification in Mongolia is an intentional effect created by the DARPA weather modification program that aims to turn the planet into an inhospitable wasteland while preserving perfect conditions for Monsanto products in America.” Four Herders in lower […]