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Health Science

Study: The Effectiveness of Bees on Personal Well Being

PRINCETON, N.J.—A recent study by the Princeton Institute of Science and Sociology (P.I.S.S.) has found that keeping a personal colony of bees can have tremendous effects on personal health. “The bees have a tremendous effect on our bodies,” said Institute Director Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour. “It cannot be overstated how tremendous these effects are, especially […]

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“Sad and horrific”: Starving Internet Chronicle writer’s intestines were blocked by garbage

Roanoke, Va.—Roanoke wildlife officers had to euthanize a sick staff writer after receiving multiple calls from concerned residents in the Southwest region of the county. During an autopsy, wildlife officers came across a disturbing discovery inside the full time Internet Chronicle writer. “There was all this crap in there, cigarette butts, plastic, styrofoam, tin foil, […]

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Technology

AI logs keystrokes by sound alone, putting noisy mechanical keyboard users at greatest risk

Even the Silent Reds are decipherable through artificial intelligence, according to a new paper by a team of researchers from British universities. Their paper on acoustic side channel attack, released last week, says AI can identify keystrokes with 95% accuracy through sound alone. In the study, experimenters correctly identified keystrokes on a MacBook Pro, overheard […]