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World

MACHINE MADE MACHINES TO MAKE ALL FUTURE FOOD AND MACHINES

Humans are done.

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Local

System Administrator Disappears Under Duress, Drug Psychosis

Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare.

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News Special Interest

The New Shit (part 2)

You elected a two-dollar whore and got mad ’cause he blows like a porn star. Let’s talk about landing people on the asteroids.