A great leader once asked, “How’s that hopey, changey stuff workin’ out for ya?” America found her answer. Former President George W. Bush announced a plan Monday to “take America back,” starting with a campaign to reignite nationalism in the American people. “We’re gonna, you know, we’re gonna take America back,” Bush said, with a […]
DENVER, COLO. — Americans were excited today about reports deep within the bowels of the Romney campaign that the former Massachusetts governor is ready to go after President Obama’s use of marawana and cocaine as a teenager. “I mean, this is a guy who admitted to cocaine use,” says a Romney adviser to Buzzfeed, “had […]
Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare.