SIBERIA– Igor Ivanov took first place after his only surviving opponent took his own life during the hotly anticipated Siberian Open Russian Roulette Tourney ’14. The to-be annual championship is held at the prestigious abandoned number station south of Kayerkan Кайеркан. Event coordinators came up with the idea when desperate athletes, eager for drink and […]
A great leader once asked, “How’s that hopey, changey stuff workin’ out for ya?” America found her answer. Former President George W. Bush announced a plan Monday to “take America back,” starting with a campaign to reignite nationalism in the American people. “We’re gonna, you know, we’re gonna take America back,” Bush said, with a […]
Elf Wax political columnist, campaign trail correspondent, and celebrated Communist Kirill Milosevic died violently Friday in a clash with police during a peace riot.