Myspace was always better than Facebook

INTERNET — Computers turned people from apes into apes that can view and interact with apes and their messages from anywhere in the world. People are now a multiplying, interconnected, knowledge-sharing cancer. We’re a computer virus in the planetary system. But remember myspace? Sure, after everyone went to Facebook, myspace was a sad, broken scene. […]

Igor Ivanov takes first place in Russian roulette semifinals, one dead

SIBERIA– Igor Ivanov took first place after his only surviving opponent took his own life during the hotly anticipated Siberian Open Russian Roulette Tourney ’14. The to-be annual championship is held at the prestigious abandoned number station south of Kayerkan Кайеркан. Event coordinators came up with the idea when desperate athletes, eager for drink and […]