My president is my president. He tucks me in. He kisses me goodnight. He loves me for me. He knows that I struggle. He knows that even though I may gamble away this weeks wages, it does not mean that I do not love my children. He takes the smallest of cuts, just to make […]
DENVER, COLO. — Americans were excited today about reports deep within the bowels of the Romney campaign that the former Massachusetts governor is ready to go after President Obama’s use of marawana and cocaine as a teenager. “I mean, this is a guy who admitted to cocaine use,” says a Romney adviser to Buzzfeed, “had […]
The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos.