Something’s wrong with Tom Arnold, as evidenced within (but not by) his HIT TV SHOW REDNECK WEDDING.
Get Blazed! Denny Blazin’ Hazin’ Average Homeboy recommends Toka-Cola because “IT GETS YOU BLAZED!” “Now I’m not the typical rapper that you’ll see. I gotta have my toka cola and I want it free. So here I am layin it down, I hope my rapping doesn’t make you frown!” -Denny Blaze Secretary of Blazin’