Neoliberal partnerships advance chronicle.su agenda ‘one step closer to peaceful annihilation’

The Internet Chronicle has combined forces with Hate Security by Hatesec Enterprises, a Lebal Drocer affiliate. The new partnership’s dual purpose is to simultaneously hack your iPhone using powerful, state-of-the-art decryption techniques, and provide a propaganda mouthpiece for the ruling elite, who got that way because they have earned it. You’re reading it here first: […]

Lebal Drocer board calls diversity proposal ‘unduly burdensome and kind of gay sounding’

The company, like other big tech firms, has been criticized for being mostly male and predominantly white. Last year, Lebal Drocer CEO Raleigh Theodore Sakers praised a diverse workplace. He said diversity is “whatever, pretty good I guess,” adding that having colored folk around, and women, could improve the company’s image. But Lebal Drocer’s board […]

Dank new product from Lebal Drocer, Inc: lead-free water bottled at shrinking edge of Antarctic glaciers

Wage Jihad on Your Thirst with #ICES Brand Melted Glacier Water   New lead-free, barrel-aged Antarctic glacier water from Lebal Drocer lets you drink CONTINENTS! Lebal Drocer is proud to announce a neoliberal partnership with HAARP, Nestle and corruptresourceful Michigan governor Rick Snyder. The shadowy global weather experimentation agency works with Lebal Drocer to create […]