Y’all smokin’ Truth up in here or what? Oh shit, lemme hit that, son! Yo this shit is fire! aight now ima git u fucked up, fucked up real good you understand. yo i’m the fuckin police, put your hands on that wall. i said put your fucking hands on that wall and spread your […]
Washington– Reports came in from around the world Friday indicating something is happening somewhere, for big reasons. “Something is definitely going on,” said an eyewitness in a phone interview from his apartment. He asked to remain anonymous. “It’s bad but people are smiling about it.” All this paragraph is supposed to contain more information about […]
Africa– Fans mourn the loss of Senegalese pop star Akon, who died of AIDS, which ravages their shitty continent. They can’t deal with it.