Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

Doctors confirmed reports Saturday suggesting Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer. The singer has asked her fans to “stay strong.” . . .

State of the Internet address

Condition: deplorable . . .

Barrett Brown’s Project Persona Management

Pariah shaming conspiracy ritual . . .

UFO books in public school libraries are a deliberate disinformation campaign planted by the U.S. Government

We make a lot of money talking about the truth on Lebal Drocer, Inc. Radio HATE at chronicle.su after-hours. Thursday we talked about aliens with accomplished author Kilgore Trout, an expert on aliens and the paranormal who is currently laboring over the Internet Anti-Hero Handbook (tentatively titled). He explained the . . .

Derek Anderson top najjace as Gvoš na meepsheep travi preliminaries underway

Meepsheep is Derek R. Anderson of Aurora, Colorado, a 4chan regular who engages in illegal behavior on the internet and thinks people don’t know who he is. . . .

New Product uncovers nightmarish realities

Lebal Drocer’s Mind Over Matter can be inserted directly into the brain stem and is powered by any wall outlet, and your stupid gay thoughts. . . .

Giorgio Tsoukalos Dead at age 34

“I devour the Universe and its essence!” ~ Giorgio Tsoukalos . . .

Chronicle Editor Frank Mason trolled by Sabu?

MotorMouth’s bounty hunter story – was it spun out of control by the madness of Sabu and his FBI caretakers? . . .

NPR EXECUTIVE IMPLIES CRITICISM OF FATAH VERBOTEN

Baltimore – Sunni Khalid posted a “controversial” question on Facebook regarding America’s involvement with Israel and has been fired. Tyler Bass asks why. . . .

A New American Prayer

You know I don’t give a fuck about your free market economy failfest.

I don’t give a fuck about your friends.

I don’t fucking like you.

I don’t fucking like this job.

I don’t like your debt palaces or your shit eating faces grinning back at me like I’m your next victim. Eat shit, . . .