INTERNET — Anonymous hackers claimed to have infiltrated PRISM’s network infrastructure after gaining access to the graphical user interface which was intended only for use by federal agents in cases of terrorism. Because the PRISM system has access to a log of all Internet phone calls (voIP via Skype, Google, etc.) and video chats, Anonymous vigilante intelligence researchers quickly unearthed evidence of high-level collusion between corporate executives and government officials. “We have access to President Obama’s Skype,” said a spokesperson for Anonymous, “and we’re only afraid it’s too absurd to be true.”
Anonymous will not comment on details of the leak until the information has been confirmed and verified. This time, Anonymous is seeking input from government sources so that their final release will be seen by the public as an even-handed nonpartisan attempt at uncovering the truth. “We want to know the government’s point of view simply because it will help us build a more complete view of what’s really going on. Even clever lies, denials, and evasion help us in our pursuit of truth. We won’t release the information until we’ve run it all over with several officials and received a frank appraisal of its context.”
President Obama has scheduled a press conference for Monday, and the White House has already released a statement condemning Anonymous. “The sad irony is that PRISM doesn’t even exist, but because of hacks like these we need something like it,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. “We will not cooperate with terrorists on any level, and we refuse to comment on illegally obtained confidential information.”
Despite such polemic rhetoric, the general consensus of Anonymous is that truth is still of the utmost importance. “The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists.”
59 replies on “Anonymous infiltrates PRISM, intercepts Obama’s Skype”
If PRISM doesn’t exist then how did they.. hack into PRISM… I don’t see why anyone would believe anymore of the lies coming out of this presidents mouth. As someone who was very hopeful when Obama was first elected all I can say is wow we made a huge mistake not electing Ron Paul.
i agree, he isnt even an american, he appointed some judge to hide fake his birth certificate and all other documents, his real name isnt even barrack obama, it barry soetoro, and he was born in indonesia, the votes were fixed, i believe ron paul would had won the presidency for sure.
Not Ron Paul.
Gary Johnson, in my opinion, would have been a better choice.
You morons should shut up about that lunatic Ron Paul. He’d be much more dangerous than Obama. Thankfully his age is not on his side
easy there buddy, his son (senator) is up in the poles for the next election
I didn’t care much for Ron Paul, he’d say things I agreed with then in the next sentence say something that would totally ruin it. Now his son, Senator Rand Paul, is very level headed and seems to speak with conviction. At the moment I can’t think of many others I’d want to see as president more than Rand.
Whoever is in the office, their unique role is to rule over our lives. We’d be way better if we could make our own decisions in society instead of granting that much power to some people.
Well, I guess if prism doesnt exist, no one will be charged for using it then.
I have my own opinion about anonymous sometimes i think there doing more harm than good. but if they want to help, then help us..release the info right away, dont hold it for ransom..just let the people view it..as for people who hate ron paul..let me guess you guys think that romney would have done better..please, anyone with a brain can see that romney is just another obama and bush..wake up. romney is a dead beat too..ron paul would have gotten our country back in order, and free from the people behind the curtain. he would have gotten our freedom back from the corporations,the federal reserve, tsa, and obama..wake up..ron paul is our president..but morons like you screwed him over. as for gary jonson, he another ron paul..i voted for both of them..but you people need to wake up and see the dictator and their puppets..
Are there any sources for this article?
These days its hard not to mistrust everyone.. all this could be false information by the CIA even.. Everything the government says is surely a LIE…as far as anonymous? who knows.. i wish i could believe someone out their gives a shat enoupgh to want to do something ..but these scum bags in government only care about scoring big making money and living off the backs of the people….
Obama is another red neck president.
Guantanamo is still open. War continues to rage. Drones. Increased military budgets.
The military is the only thing standing between us and a total takeover by obama
this is shit trying to say their last release obviously this shit is staged as fuhk, if you cant see this anhero after drinking bleach.
I agree, if there is no PRISM then what’s the fuss. Why were so many in the government upset? It is difficult to decide who is being untruthful. But, the administration has either lied or stonewalled. I too feel so betrayed by the current administration. I voted for him in 2008, a vote I now regret. Ron Paul was our man! I wrote him in in 2012. It was though him I learned what the Federal Reserve is. I think we have the same time of constitution lover, in his son Senator Rand Paul. If we are still a free society, with an election in 2016 I will vote for Senator Paul.
Hi id just like to say collusion is what we have
here in a big way legal and illegal obama does not scare me and his business friends don’t either bring on the day of civil action against his threatening behaviour he’s as bigger sinner as the rest of us with supposed calling to the false flag of god …. I would put that on face book but its so glitch
you are all stupid …….all the politicians are in it for themselves……all of them romney paul obama bush clinton other bush….they are all on the same fucking team..im only 24 year old and i have already figured this out …we are fighting with each other for no reason stop being so one sided on every aspect like they want you to be …
Ron Paul is a lunatic who ran a free clinic for people in Texas for decades and wants federal government out of our business while holding its economic structures accountable. What a dangerous nutbag psycho!! I will say I am not sold on Rand. The white house says that it doesn’t exist, but because people hacked their prizm they should have prizm? Sounds legit.
so what if this Prism is only open to certain government officials and most think it’s only a myth? it wouldn’t be the first time info was kept from most the others in government to prevent leaks lol didn’t work this time though someone had a conscience ]:P
yh! but wonder wat was in the skype messages from assbama, for anon to say they cant divulge it, says it seems too absurd to say? and wont divulge till been verified? ????????
Obama is such a neomarxist loser. Ugh.
you have no idea what you are talking about
You should look marxism up. It is a fundamentally better system than the system that runs the United Police of America.
And that’s why marxism worked so good in the past?
Crazy mixed up kid
Are you high?? Name one country where marxism/socialism/communism has worked? You can’t. Don’t bother to try and answer.
marxism has never been implemented in its pure form, which is why it doesn’t work. but that’s also the reason why capitalism can’t work. it’s easier to enforce complete marxism than complete capitalism, and thanks to PRISM we finally have the network.
How do YOU like it Obama? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fuck Obama! Hack the current regime. We need to even the playing field
Release the info to the American people. Please…
OBAMA you PIECE OF SHIT……how do you like it you muslim mother fucker???? FUCK YOU!
Thank you so much!
Luke 8:17 – “For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.”
Marism was conceived by a momma’s boy that live in his parents home. He NEVER worked a day in his life and lived off his mother’s inheritance. It will never work in any form other than how it is allways tried, with violence. Bring it on you Assbamma MFers we ready for WAR. Bullet in the head for you lazy fockers.
it’s an illusion to even believe that our society in america is a capitalist society. we are clearly living in the peak of fascism.
Marxism, fascism, capitalism, or whatever else you want to call it, they’re all the same. As long as the system stays the same these things will continue to happen. You all need to open your eyes and see that the governments are just pawns themselves. The real power doesn’t belong to them. If tou wanna know the truth check out http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com
Well if this isn’t proof the globalists are about to flush Obama what is? Anonymous more like internal ‘we’ve got to get this guy impeached before we all go to federal prison or worse’ U.S. silovik panic mode. PRISM was all Obama’s idea! Yeah, that’ll work!
This govt is now so corrupt that its all they know. If we were privy to all the corruption that happens on a daily basis we would pack up and leave probably. Its absolutely sickening. I pray that owebamas regime falls and falls hard. Hes a scumbag piece of shit. A closet muzzie bent on destroying America. He has to be stopped before its too late. And by the way fk you NSA!
How ya like meh now ! lol !
The right wing loons fell for a hoax… and just look at the posts here… loons indeed.
they have never heard of the onion..
I truly believe in the force that calls itself “Anonymous”. Anonymous isn’t a “terrorist” group. It is a force for HOPE, for TRANSPARENCY, for WORLD UNITY- If their actions say anything, it says, “We Are In This Together”(US; the human race, us little people have to stick together). When a human being suffers for telling the truth via the internet (or anyhow) so does Anonymous, when you are censored in anyway, so is Anonymous. We will never be truly free if we are limited to what we can think, say or express, even do or eat (i.e like vote for someone that’s not on a ballot or try finding something to eat in your cabinet that doesn’t have CORN or SOY in it. Also, it’s no secret that your media is constantly telling you how to think. Anonymous is not only fighting for your internet rights but making people ask questions and inspire real change in the world, along with other “activist” groups, if you will, like The Zeitgeist Movement and The Venus Project, Thrive Movement, and I’m sure there are many others. But whats really important is that Anonymous inspires COURAGE to RAISE OUR VOICES; to CHANGE our IDLENESS, so that others may be delivered out of theirs. Behind ONE Guy Fawkes mask you will find millions of faces. We see through the lies, the phony photos, the fear mongering and we rise against it by banning together, informing and educating the people. When our government cheats us out of having our voices heard or fails to comply with the demands of the people it is our duty as citizens to stand up and fight against it using w/e means necessary. We Are Anonymous!
Dump the dox, if they exist, or this is just bluff and feint. Why run them past “the authorities” first? Makes no sense. Looks fake.
People need to know how to secure their computers and surf fully Anonymous BLACK-HAT STYLE…
If for no other reason than to understand how to protect themselves, or sensitive business related data.
Anonymous isn’t about to negotiate with the worlds largest terrorist organization either, that organization being the United States Government.
Sorry to burst your bubble but i highly doubt obama uses skype…”they”will have some other programs that arent so easily tracked…
Yeah, that would be retarded because then he’d just be spying on himself, or the NSA would be spying on him and have him JFK’d
Obama will probably be JFK’d, at least cyberwar style. They’ll d0x him so hard people will be sure it was an inside job.
You need to ask yourself some important questions about how you think our government is run.
I hope that Anonymous does somehow shutdown the mainframe servers of this PRISM crap. I heard it has been running ever since 2007, but until recently it became legal by CISPA.
I do believe that CISPA is an infringement on our personal rights as Americans, not to mention the rights of the people of other countries that America has no right to be meddling with.
Inshallah, this whole mess can be sorted out, because it drives me crazy, as a proud American, that this is allowed by the government.
so whatever happened with this?
Opps…I did it again :}
I am from Russia and I just laugh at your government, I want to tell you that the people are not to blame for what you have going on in the country, blame those whom you have chosen and it is this on your conscience … Americans, you are great guys and us Russian, you will like it, but the sad thing is that you do not want to do for ourselves, we live on different continents, we have a different mentality, but you should think about is that if you do not start to act – sooner or later you waiting for Ukraine’s participation, Egypt, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, and many other countries, in which America slipped his greedy nose.
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