Blizzard Entertainment shoots Hong Kong protester at point-blank range

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Pro-life scientist clones thousands of "aborted" babies

WISCONSIN — Scientist, Polymath, and newly recognized Saint of the Divinity Megachurch Consortium Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador proudly announced, “Thanks be to the grace of God and the miracles of modern science, that today a thousand babies, once aborted by mothers, were saved.” Through an underground network of dissident health industry workers, the DNA of […]

New OsamaCoin cryptocurrency overtakes Bitcoin

INERNET — The New OsamaCoin cryptocurrency, a digital commodity much like bitcoin, has reached a total market value of $10 trillion overnight as investors in Dubai learned of its existence through a viral buzzfeed blog post entitled OsamaCoins, the new cryptocurrency for funding global Islamic Terror. Dr. Angmid H. Truhmed, of the Cairo Institute for […]