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SungYun67: mmmm yeah…u like that..mmm you tiny titless hot bitch..mmmm

Many years ago, in the days before Omegle, there was AOL Instant Messenger. AIM was one of many great places to find masturbating people who want to have cyber sex with a stranger. Participants in cybersex explore fantasies with random strangers as long as they know the secret answer to ASL (Age/Sex/Location). It is of course 12/f/cali

SungYun67: asl
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: 12 f cali
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: wana cyberz
SungYun67: 17 m i
SungYun67: il*
SungYun67: sure. is my age ok?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
SungYun67: cool. what do u look like/pic?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i have no boobs yet but im devloping still my mom says
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: sorry
SungYun67: its ok
SungYun67: i dont care about boobs that much
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: ok can i give you head
SungYun67: are u hot?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
SungYun67: wanna describe yourself?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i have a huge cock
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: wait..
SungYun67: ur a GIRL
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: no i have big tits and a horny wet pussy
SungYun67: u said ur developing…
SungYun67: just tell me the truth, i dont care
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i want cock and im 10 years old im a freak ih ate myselh
SungYun67: why. dont hate urself
SungYun67: so, u lied about being 12, too?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES IM SORRY
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: IM ONLY 10
SungYun67: its ok
SungYun67: is it ok that i talk to u?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES CAN WE CYBER
SungYun67: tell me what u look like, so i can imagine what u
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: I AM TINY LIKE WEIGH 60 POUNDS
SungYun67: how tall?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: ABOUT 4’9Cybering
SungYun67: cute
SungYun67: blonde?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YEP
SungYun67: really?:-D
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: UH HUH
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: LETS CYBER START
SungYun67: what’s ur name, babe?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: MELANIE
SungYun67: whatcha wearin?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: my pajamys
SungYun67: what are they like?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: just panties and a big shirt
SungYun67: mmm
SungYun67: what color panties?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YELLOW
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: HEHEHE
SungYun67: mmm. thongs?;-)
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: MY PRIVITS ARE GETTING ALL WET
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: NOO
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: MY MOM QWONT BY ME THOSE
SungYun67: ok. -i bet your pussy is still hairless…mmm
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES
SungYun67: so, u wont get in trouble if we cyber?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: NO THEYRE GONE
SungYun67: good
SungYun67: want me to start, baby?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: YES PLZ
SungYun67: *i come into your room, since your parents are gone. i lock the door and pull down the blinds. i then lay u on your bed*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: will it hurt
SungYun67: no baby..i’ll be gentle;-)
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: ive never felt this way b4
SungYun67: do u trust me?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: i am tuching myself
SungYun67: *i then hold u down as i press my lips onto yours and then opening our mouths to french kiss*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: what does your penis look like
SungYun67: it’s big and hard, baby
SungYun67: didnt u learn what it looks like?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes i was jsut wondering
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: do somthing
SungYun67: *our tongues touch and we tongue kiss and exchange saliva. then i go down to your neck and nibble ur neck*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: heheheheehe
SungYun67: u virgin, baby?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: yes
SungYun67: mmmmm
SungYun67: *i lift up your shirt and start to kiss your shoulders then chest, rubbing and then sucking on your tiny hard nipples*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: that feels good do mroe
SungYun67: *i rub on both your nipples and suck on them as i kiss your belly. then i grab your panties and lift your hips, then i slip off your panties slowly*
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: oh god im tuching mysef
SungYun67: mmmm yeah…u like that..mmm you tiny titless hot bitch..mmmm
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: Who is this?
SungYun67: ?
SungYun67: what kind of question is that?
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: What kidn of person are you, saying these things to my daughter?
SungYun67: ?
SungYun67: ok, im confused. goodbye
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: I am on the phone with AOL/Time Warner right now, and I am going to have the authorities take care of this.
SungYun67: whatever
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: What were you saying to my daughter??
Rebelyus Pnk Grl: She’s crying!!

 

 

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What is the Chronicle.SU?

The chronicle.su is what would happen if websites could have babies. It is what would happen if the Huffington Post had a four way around the world with motherless.com, 4chon.org and pravda.ru but we don’t know who the parents are.

We’re integrating like a motherfucker baby.

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Herman Cain: Trolling America

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Herman Cain, seen here in ecstasy, releases a quiet fart before thousands of people during a Tea Party rally.

Sexual harasser and Black Republican Herman Cain bought himself Presidential Publicity last week in another spiky thrust of his fake presidential campaign, selling hundreds of thousands of books each time he utters the phrase “999.”

999 is a self-help algorithm designed by Herman Cain to prey on your weakness. Cain demonstrates all the political prowess of a true Tea Party frontrunner, including self-hatred, the ability to exploit any situation for a buck, and a distinct determination to sodomize the Vice Presidential nominee of his choice, provided it costs him the election.

But is a truckload of pussy and book money all that Cain hopes to gain by running for president? In his latest ad, an image of a man dragging a cigarette is followed by what can only be described as a trollface.jpg. See for yourself:

Hint: while watching this video, press 9 as many times as necessary.

Problem?

He squints his eyes and widens his grin perfectly, letting all of America know that they have been trolled. It would have been better for Cain, whose campaign organization is one smoking man, to not even waste money on this ad. However, top analysts of the E.W.T. Political Institute suggest Cain had to gloat in his own way about all the money he’s made selling books, and could think of no better gesture than to offer the nation a close-up image of his shit-eating grin in real-time.

Eli Wesley, Chief Emotional Pathologist at E.W.T. said Americans watched anxiously as Cain’s eyes softened from conviction into hateful fear before a deflated smile crept across his face. “And in one final boastful moment, you could actually feel his pain radiating outward, becoming yours.”

Meanwhile, in the real world, everything political actors do is satire in itself, of the system that put them on the stage. And that is why America is the greatest country in the world. We don’t mind politics being a glib reality TV series instead of useful policy making. Hell, this is much more entertaining. But they’re less like Justin Bieber and more like that house band that played out on the deck of the Titanic as it sank. Just plain creepy, but that’s only because it’s Halloween! See? Trust your government, America!

And for Halloween, Michael Moore is dressing up in blackface as Herman Cain, as he similarly has leveraged #OccupyWallStreet to sell his book, which is entitled “Here Comes Trouble.”

Sell the fuck out of that book, buddy boy. Sell it until your big fat heart stops.

This story is part 1 of a 2 part series entitled “What was the deal with Herman Cain?“