Just moments ago, The Sun reported Media Mogul’s body (of Chronicle.SU fame and notoriety) has been discovered after ingesting a heroic dose of palladium. Rupert Murdoch was said to believe the chemical would imbue him with the strength of a paladin IRL.
The Murdoch family is known for their hacking prowess, particularly in regards to the phone records of B-list celebrities, as they grapple for jewgold through ad revenue and extortion.
The attack by LulzSec on the media mogul’s website is retribution for Murdoch’s unfair use of my name. This was tweeted directly to me, Media Mogul on Twitter (@Hatefiend)
“I can’t believe this is happening, but it’s awesome. I love my friends at LulzSec, atopiary, Sabu and God.”
Media Mogul
Chronicle.SU
Today I logged onto my Facebook and was pleasantly surprised to see that Facebook chat was updated. Instead of a small scrolling menu, it’s now a larger permanent menu. Wow, was I happy to see this earth shattering improvement. I can’t believe so many people are upset that Facebook just got way better.
I am just glad to see that all these ads are helping pay for improvements in Facebook. The ads don’t bother me one bit, especially when they pick through my personal information and target me with goods and services that I want really badly. I’m glad that Facebook does this because they don’t waste my time with Penis enlargement spam. LOL. They must know not to use these ads because I talk about how big my dick is all the time on Facebook chat.
What I don’t get is why everyone hates the new chat so much. It calculates who I send the most messages to and puts them in a hierarchical order based on how much I like each person. It puts all the pretty girls on the top, LOL.
Jealous of the awesome trolling and media phreaking that is Chronicle.SU, Topiary has created Totallyfalse.info. This complete failure of a site has been tweeted heavily by Anonymous in a pitiful attempt to divert readers from the truly beloved and established Cronical.
Stop fapping Topiary!
Like the Cronical, totallyfalse.info plays on the ironic death of truth that is hacktivism. Well, at least Topiary tries. Luckily he has an army of loyal Anon fans to back up his writing, coupled with Kayla’s army of sockpuppets.
Because of the prevalence of misinformation, fake d0x, and insane conspiracies, this is an understandably exploitable source of endless humor. However, Totallyfalse.info is written by Topiary, a piece of shit Zelda fan who jerks off to Princess Ruto. As such, it is completely insufferable and as full of fail as possible.
Of course, jealousy is not the only motivation behind Totallyfalse.info. It is quite obviously a psy-op designed to portray Anonymous in a more appealing context. By spelling out the “conspiracy” that _TeamP0is0n_ was in fact a self-d0x misinformation campaign by LulzSec, Topiary hopes to score points for a previously undocumented troll. Obvious obvious is obvious. This idea glorifies Topiary and LulzSec, and we expect much more of the same from Totallyobvious.info
Topiary? More like Tropiary. Lol, try a little harder next time.
UPDATE: NEW PROPAGANDA VIDEO BY TOPIARY!
UPDATE AGAIN!
Topiary continues to feed the troll, but in classic style utilizes the delete function in Twitter to make this not count as “giving me attention.” Here is the message for posterity’s sake. Topiary gave me more attention after promising not to.
tl;dr I win.
HI IM TOPIARY IM KIND OF A BIG DEAL AROUND ANONYMOUS.
