US Presidents under increasing threat of rap battle. Sources report: ‘These mixtapes are fire’

Washington, D.C. — King Obama stands up from a throne of human bones and walks onto the balcony overlooking Pennsylvania Avenue. ‘Today is the day,’ he thinks. ‘Today it is finally going to happen.’ Having entered his third stage of molting, Obama sheds a hard carapace, revealing a slick, soft hide. It is as dark and supple as […]