Two enterprising young lads set out to entertain and motivate a generation of apathetic youth in the series premiere of the newest addition to FOX network’s Fall lineup, the Chuck Whitman Chronicle Show.
In this leaked trailer, viewers discover the impetus of the new FOX program: to answer the question, “What would Charles Whitman do?”
Backlash against the program stems from Austin, Texas residents who say the show depicts “fun on a level that is inordinate,” according to one student at the University of Texas at Austin. She requested anonymity, so we probably won’t publish her name until sometime after this story blows over.
The men in the video are believed by The Elf Wax Center for Serial Killer Analysis to be affiliated with FOX News, and connected to Ramiro Martinez, Texas Ranger.
Whatever. This story is dumb. Enjoy your senseless violence, assholes.
6 replies on “Chuck Whitman Chronicle Show”
Take that you law-abiding citizens!
i bet he was shooting at people in the street eatin’ chicken and meat
If I could fuck the brains out of this design, I would do terrible things to it.
shes one nasty bitch
within this context, the ads that pop up on that video are just as funny as the video itself. oh, and also tragic >.>
I love you guys.