Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that our dear compatriot Nick Maccombs of the totallyfalse.info has abandoned helm of the fine publication totallyfalse.info.
It is my regret to inform you all Maccombs suffers from Parkinson’s disease, which is no laughing matter. Additionally, he has finally succumbed to a long battle with Alzheimer’s. Nurses close to the editor said he’s “all fucked up” and “pretty much done in.” Nick has forgotten his passwords to everything, and is no longer capable of going online.
It is with great pleasure I announce chronicle.su hereby reserves the right to the Maccombs estate, including the domain totallyfalse.info, as relinquished upon apprenticeship to Lebal Drocer, Inc. and her subsidiaries – [outlined in the Legal section of this site.] This includes all intellectual property rights and access to personal finances.
Let us pray:
Dear Lord, we ask that you protect Maccombs on his holy quest. We ask that you make all the dinosaur bones go away, so that people will stop pointing to Nick as proof of your nonexistence, Dear Lord.
As I walk through /b/ in the shadow of death, I need do no evil, for you are with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort and pleasure me.
Amen.
Amen.
All rise.
Except you, Nick.
Rest in Peace.
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5 replies on “Totallyfalse.info Leader “Done In””
is this legit?
RIP big fella, and if you need help I am sure a nice inhumane assisted suicide can be arranged by these uncompassionate boys over here at the chronicle. They have borrowed/stole Barrett Brown’s heroin just for an occasion like this….so long Nicky. And remember there are no gods and monster in the afterlight…there is no afterlife, just the cold hard ground with you in pine box or inside a dozen trash bags, environmentally unfriendly and leeching your poison into the stale earth.
Bitch master of stupid insults gets literary. Fucking shocking.
The rumors of my death as well as the rumors of my giving a fuck have both been greatly exaggerated. But since you were so kind as to devote the 14.7 seconds it took you to vomit this impromptu eulogy I thought I would contribute my 2 cents. We arent dead, we are waiting.
IT’S ALIVE……RUN….