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The Eternal Future

NEW YORK—Shaking off the rust like a beached Gundam, we raise our weary eyes to the red sun. Sandblasted souls smoothed down and worn flat: not dulled, but effaced. What’s the difference? See the same things on the back of the eyelids as when we sleep standing up. Nuclear annihilation was already burned into the retinas before we could even learn our colors.

Burning the flag should be a crime where burning evidence is a requirement for freedom.

Letting a congressman borrow your 2003 Ford Mustang V-6 for a weekend can buy your firm the permanent policy conditions for millions of dollars in profit, for years to come. Throw in a thousand-dollar dinner for his idiot wife, implicating her in the crime and net yourself a small bonus to the tune of millions of voices extinguished at the press of a button.

I look at you from afar, so scientifically, analytically, as I’m taking you apart like an alien insect. I understand you better than I know myself. We know each other as well as two warring nations who haven’t met since the peace agreement, now cloaked in hypocrisy, carpet bombing the spirit, and precision striking suggestions in the dark. On the ether we ride white horses that dance across the synapse as lightning. Dumb neurons.

You got too close. You read my thoughts. Now into the punishment hole with you: where identity is erased and only memories remain, as they do their quiet work behind two hollow slits of a torturer’s hood. Observe eye contact if you really want to collapse a billion particle punctures into distinct wave patterns of anguish.

The future is awesome, because the past was even awesomer.

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Bombshell emigration ban in JD Vance’s Project 2026

INTERNET — As the media frenzy over Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein boil over, Vice President Vance has quietly moved forward in talks with Stephen Miller, who finished the first draft of Project 2026 Monday evening.

Stating that national security is threatened by a “brain drain” as wealthy liberals leave the nation, Project 2026’s first priority is to restrict travel and ban Americans from emigrating or becoming citizens of other nations.

While it’s true that school shootings, political retaliation, racist violence, and mass imprisonments have driven well-to-do liberal Americans into leaving the country by the tens of thousands each month, that isn’t the whole story. According to some experts, the architects of Project 2026 are more concerned with the possibility of lower income classes leaving the country by the tens of millions when Project 2025’s Soviet-style forced labor provisions begin to kick in.

Historian and Political Science professor Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, however, believes this sudden shift in policy was planned, “The wall was never about keeping immigrants out, but rather keeping the masses in, and forcing productivity out of them. The New Iron Curtain, as Vance himself calls it, will have Americans working for even less than the illegals.”

Troubador sat back in his chair, smoking a cuban, “You wanna know what I really think? ICE is only running a pilot program with the deportations, and in the end it’s all going to build up to this sophisticated paramilitary for compelling labor, punishing political expression, and imprisoning tens of millions of American citizens. You think they arrested citizens on accident? Think again. They are only pushing against the Republic for judicial or legislative resistance and weeding it all out ahead of time. Any Americans who aren’t imprisoned will find themselves in permanent debt and compelled to work forty hours a week at jobs they are not legally allowed to quit. Project 2026 signals the end of Republicanism and the beginning of a dynastic totalitarian empire.”

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“Trump’s 100% innocent” Ghislaine Maxwell says in rare prison interview

INTERNET — Ghislaine Maxwell granted her first telephone interview from prison to Internet Chronicle reporters. After meeting with DOJ officials, Wednesday, Maxwell shared details of her lurid affair with President Trump.

IC: Who was your contact with the DOJ, in your recent meeting?

GM: It was Trump himself, I was taken to the local Federal building and spoke with the president and Kash Patel over a secure line. He had great things to say.

IC: Great things? Do you expect that you’ll receive a pardon in the coming days?

GM: That’s what I’ve been promised.

IC: We’ve been reviewing the Epstein tapes, and we’ve heard Jeffrey complaining about Trump sleeping with all his friends’ wives. Did Trump ever attempt anything with you?

GM: Absolutely. Every time he could, he grabbed me just like he always bragged about. I don’t usually go for that but he’s famous, you know? I heard that tape and everyone does everyone’s wives in our circle, Jeffrey just got mad because he wasn’t cool like that. Hell, we all banged Melania whenever we felt like it.

IC: What was in the box that you brought back from the meeting?

GM: Snacks, drinks, some personal items. It wasn’t the list if that’s what you’re getting at.

IC: So when it comes to the child sex trafficking, what was Trump’s involvement there?

GM: Trump’s 100% innocent. Melania had nothing to do with it. Nothing. There’s no list, no crimes, and all the accusations against me are political lies cooked up by the Democrat Party.

IC: What do you think took place during the missing three minutes from Epstein’s prison suicide video?

GM: How the hell should I know? Democrats maybe? They probably killed him! God, he was a gentle, loving man who would never harm a fly. Donald Trump was lucky to have him as a friend for so long, up until Trump banned Melania from working for us. It’s like all those years and it’s over just like that?

IC: What are your plans for when you get out of prison?

GM: I’m going to become chair of the Young Republican National Federation, do youth outreach. I wanted something more official in the administration, but this actually pays a lot more and I’m not exactly bargaining with a full hand here so whatever. I’ve got to go. Trump is 100% innocent, make sure you print that.