Hey, what’s up fellow Dudes! So totally check this new diet I’ve worked out for the modern man. I even did some math and stuff to make sure it’s completely healthy. First thing’s first-drink a TON of energy drinks. The caffeine really kicks your metabolism up a notch! To cancel out all those nasty carbs make […]
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Vvardenfell, Morr.—Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour is perhaps the best known Internet physician who has not been killed by darknet fentanyl, and is a valuable asset to Internet Chronicle, not to mention a seemingly bottomless resource for the investigative journalists who work here. His Diet for the Modern Man ushered in a forced evolution the likes […]
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This is Caveman News. News by cavemen, for the everyday caveman. What’s up, fellow cavemen? For how many thousands of years are we going to keep calling ourselves that? I think since we’re all cavemen here, we can drop the prefix and just say, hello men. No. Somehow that is worse. What’s up, doc? That […]