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#THumP offers fake reward to Kilgoar ‘n Hatesec

INTERNET — The THumP (Humanity Party) campaign is in full damage control after a real barn burner of a very special hour long Hate Radio podcast by Kilgoar ‘n Hatesec. Kilgoar’s research proved beyond a doubt that THumP is a political party controlled not by anyone previously connected with Anonymous, but rather by Nemelkite Mormon […]

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Internet Chronicle writer “Kilgoar” Trout dead at 27

WASHINGTON – Monday, “Kilgoar” Trout, founder of the beloved Internet Chronicle, died from a simultaneous drug overdose and car wreck while on his way to a “business meeting.” Police forensics experts seemed befuddled reporting, “We’ve never had a case of death by the combination of overdose and car accident, but this is what appears to […]

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Happy News Year!

Everything about you is scary. Good evening ladies and gentlemen – but especially the ladies – on this evening of esteem and prestige. Lebal Drocer is proud to present tonight’s following top story. Dinosaurs on LSD are ripping apart your family, NOW. Plus, tonight, on an all-new episode of Hate Radio billy and hatesec and […]