The Hottest Little Hacker On The Intertits

Fuck yeah. Local hacker pwns PS3 at something other than Modern Warfare 2. . . .

Watch Mini-Daddy Play

Don’t read this piece of shit publication any longer. WATCH IT INSTEAD! Mini-Daddy drops it like it’s hot, but like it’s hotter. . . .

Haiti before the earthquake

The Elf Wax Times takes you on an inside look at poverty-stricken Haiti before the earthquake that rescued many from starvation. . . .

Smartphones "overtake" humanity

Google’s amazing new Nexus One is probably smarter than you are, and cooler too. It already has more friends. . . .

Obama Meets Terrorist Demands

Obama institutes Muslim Christmas, an official U.S. Holiday that is not to be reckoned with. War on Terror is ‘over’ – terror decidedly winner. . . .

Newest iPhone app makes terrorism simpler

iJihad has released a new app that makes downing an airliner a touch away. . . .