Elf Wax Times: Demographic Research

Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine. . . .

Miley Cyrus Upskirts For All.

Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting. . . .

Mel Gibson joins with ex-Rage members

Mel Gibson rages into a new music career. . . .

All things are pure and beautiful

The NOAA is a government agency designed to watch out for your health, at the expense of your tax dollars and your health. And now they’ll tell your ass what’s safe to eat. . . .

FUCK YOU

Fuck your religion. Fuck your beliefs. Fuck your mother. Fuck your children. Fuck you. . . .

Protesters gear up to repress rowdy G-20 police

Protesters gather in Toronto to reign in unruly police officers. They fight authority by getting punched in the face, arrested, and gassed, just by standing there. . . .