UBL Died for the Sins of Lebal Drocer

SCAPEGOAT! This is just a friendly reminder that if United States President Barack Hussein Obama happens to be reelected, this is why. Osama bin Laden died as a martyr, but not his way. Bin Laden died at the hands of Seal Team Six in the name of everything he ever hated. Incidentally, he died to […]

Elf Wax Times: Demographic Research

Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine.