CUTHBERT, Georgia – Lebal Drocer, Inc. spokesman Raleigh T. Sakers, who once said he has grown weary of “Obama’s Left,” plans to tackle the liberal agenda he says is hidden in children’s programming.
“It’s an ideology that is undermining not only the United States, but is dragging down the entire My Little Pony universe as . . .
INTERNET — Heather Marsh declared herself “Anonymous Queen” Monday after riling up hundreds of thousands of Twitter users and sparking a harassment campaign against pedophiles, or “paedo-sadists,” as she has labeled them.
Originally aimed at undermining the credibility of governments everywhere by fabricating a myth of universal pedophilia in high offices, #OpDeathEaters’ . . .
Osama’s corpse was not buried at sea.
WASHINGTON — After WikiLeaks reported that there were no witnesses to Osama Bin Laden’s burial at sea, an anonymous leaker from the Secret Service stepped forward with a startling claim — Bin Laden’s corpse was stuffed and put on display in Obama’s smoking room, perpetually locked . . .
Two prosecutors are now dead in the investigation of an Iranian Bombing
ARGENTINA — Albert Nisman was shot dead by an unknown villain after he threatened to bring a case against Argentine President Cristina Fernandez for an alleged Iranian Bombing coverup.
Friday, Gerardo Pollitica took over the investigation and by Saturday evening he . . .
Fans mourn the passing of Guy Fieri
INTERNET — Fans mourn the loss of Guy Fieri, Food Network’s host for hit television show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Fieri died Saturday evening from an impacted stool that ruptured his appendix and caused a fatal infection.
Fieri was known for reviewing some of the best . . .
Chopped Judges were accidentally served blood tainted with HIV.
INTERNET — Chopped Judges and celebrity chefs Aaron Sanchez, Alex Guarnaschelli, and Marc Murphy tested positive for HIV after ingesting trace amounts of infected blood during the filming of the competition cooking show. It is unknown which competitor is responsible, but Food Network is . . .
VATICAN CITY – As Pope Francis (D-Italy) attempts to open new bureaucratic instruments to tackle rape and neoliberalism in the Vatican, Anonymous Spokesman Barrett Brown said the Catholic church is taking an “unhealthy interest in the sensitive search for internet pederasts” and that their unwanted attention could jeopardize the witch-hunt.
Brown, . . .
Heather Marsh, leader of the New Anonymous, is reportedly “Not even lowercase anonymous”
INTERNET — Today a group identifying itself as Anonymous launched Operation Death Eaters, a vigilante law-enforcement operation which promises to independently prosecute and execute pedophiles in high office.
However, an official Anonymous press release revealed that because Operation Death . . .
NSA leaker Edward Snowden unveils “Desert Planet” endgame for US chemtrailing operations: Only Monsanto approved life will survive.
INTERNET — Edward Snowden spoke out after reports of rapid desertification in Mongolia have shocked millions, saying, “The desertification in Mongolia is an intentional effect created by the DARPA weather modification program that aims to . . .
Facebook “whitening” native names to make whites feel more comfortable
INTERNET — Native Americans on Facebook may find their given names altered to sound more white, according to reports. Lance Brown Eyes had his name altered to Lance Brown, and has since struggled and failed to get any response at all from the . . .