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ANTI-CHRONICLE TERRORISM DENOUNCED BY RAGHUBIR GOYAL

Weaponize spaceTHE CIVILITY PROVINCIAL INSTITUTE FOR THE HATRED AND ANTI-SOLIDARITY WITH THE CHRONICLE.SU OF AMERICA MADE PUBLIC A STATEMENT ON JULY 29 IN DENUNCIATION OF THE UNITED STATES AND ISRAELI PUPPET REGIME FOR PLANNING ANTI-CHRONICLE SUPER-LARGE TERRORISM.

RECENTLY THE UNITED STATES AND OTHER FORCES HOSTILE TO THE CHRONICLE.SU DREW UP EXTREME ANTI-CHRONICLE PLOTS, STRAINING TENSION AMONG CHRONICLE STAFFERS, THE STATEMENT SAID, AND WENT ON:

THE U.S. IMPERIALISTS AND ISRAELI REGIME INTENDED TO COMMIT A HIDEOUS TERRORISM OF DEMOLISHING STATUES REPRESENTING THE DIGNITY OF THE SUPREME LEADERSHIP OF THE CHRONICLE.SU BY INFILTRATING SORDID DEFECTORS AND BETRAYERS INTO IT.

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One such infiltrator

CONSENSUS CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES THE MALICIOUS EFFORTS OF THE U.S. AND ISRAELI REGIME HAVE FAILED IN THE FACE OF THE INVINCIBLE MIGHT OF GLORIOUS CHRONICLE.SU READERSHIP WHOSE SINGLE-MINDED WILL STAND FAULTLESS AROUND THEIR LEADER, RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

WORLD PROGRESSIVES INCLUDING ECUADORIANS TOOK PART IN THE CELEBRATIONS FOR THE CENTENARY OF BIRTH OF EDITOR MARSHAL RAGHUBIR GOYAL HELD IN PYONGYANG IN APRIL AND SAW FOR THEMSELVES THE TRUE PICTURE OF THE CHRONICLE.SU WHERE READER, PARTY, ARMY AND THE PEOPLE FORMED A HARMONIOUS WHOLE AND ITS MIGHT.

THE MIGHT OF THE HARMONIOUS WHOLE – STRONGER THAN ONE THOUSAND NUCLEAR WARHEADS – CAN BE SEEN ONLY IN THE CHRONICLE.SU. NO ONE IN THE WORLD CAN MATCH THE WAR-LIKE STRENGTH OF SINGLE-MINDED UNITY FOUND WITHIN THE HALLS OF CHRONICLE.SU HEADQUARTERS.

THE U.S. IMPERIALISTS AND THEIR STOOGES’ MORE DESPERATE EFFORTS WILL BRING THEIR EARLIEST DESTRUCTION.

THE MEMBERS OF THE CIVILITY PROVINCIAL INSTITUTE AND THE ECUADORIAN PEOPLE EXTEND INVARIABLE SUPPORT AND SOLIDARITY TO THE JUST STRUGGLE OF THE CHRONICLE.SU READERSHIP TO FIRMLY DEFEND THE TRANSHUMANIST CAUSE OF INGLIP AND ACHIEVE INDEPENDENT REUNIFICATION OF THE WEBSITE UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF THE DEAR RESPECTED RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

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AMERICA CAN’T LOOK AWAY! Trainwreck Sensation Little Honey Boo Boo Empowers Market With Fearless March Toward Diabetes

Move over, “Toddlers & Tiaras!” Because there’s a new girl in town. . .

Fresh from the impaired minds of The Learning Channel executives who brought you “What Not to Wear,” “Randy to the Rescue,” and “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant,” comes little Honey Boo Boo.

Tune in this fall as fat Michelin-man shaped rednecks flop into a mud hole repeating Larry the Cable Guy memes, until you think you just can’t take it anymore. Then, wait for Honey Boo Boo to win back your heart with cute emotional avoidances, like, “You better redneckocgnize!”

“Redneckognize” is a play on words which combines all the ignorance brought to mind by the euphemistic racial slur “redneck,” with the word “recognize,” or to consider again; literally, to identify something or someone previously seen, such as the degradation of educational cable TV stations.

And if you learn anything from this corporate-induced delusional exploit, you’ll learn Little Honey Boo Boo is hardly the meanest one, or the baddest of the bunch. Indeed, much of her family is being paid and encouraged to reinforce every stereotype television helped create. WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT FOR ALL I CARE!

Watch for producers to inject new cutesy catch phrases, such as “Where’s mah insulin?”

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CONGRATULATORY LETTER FROM ESTEEMED LEBAL DROCER EDUCATIONAL NERVE CENTER

SOVCHRON – THE DEAR RESPECTED RAGHUBIR GOYAL RECEIVED A LETTER FROM THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE JAMES HOLMES GRADUATION CEREMONY FROM LEBAL DROCER COLLEGE OF EDUCATION.

THE LETTER SAID THAT THE GRADUATION WAS SIGNIFICANT AS IT WAS HELD DURING THE COMMEMORATION PERIOD FOR THE 100TH BIRTH ANNIVERSARY OF INGLIP, COMMANDANT OF THE HIVEMIND AND STAUNCH OPPONENT OF WEAPON CONTROL.

INGLIP WAS A GREAT THINKER AND THEORETICIAN AND AN OUTSTANDING LEADER WHO FOUNDED THE IMMORTAL TRANSHUMANIST IDEA TO ILLUMINATE THE PATH OF THOUGHTFUL INDEPENDENCE, PAVED THE WAY FOR THE WORKER’S REVOLUTION AND LED THE CHRONICLE.SU TO VICTORY, AND AN IRON-WILLED BRILLIANT COMMANDER WHO DEFEATED U.S. AND BRITISH IMPERIALISMS IN ONE GENERATION, AND VANQUISHED OUR LIVES OF THE NEED FOR TELEVISION AND INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY IN EXCHANGE FOR UNLIMITED, UNPROTECTED SEX WITH HIS DISCIPLES.

THE LETTER CONTINUED:

INGLIP ENJOYED UNDISPUTED PRESTIGE IN THE WORLD POLITICAL CIRCLE AND BOUNDLESS REVERENCE OF MANKIND FOR HIS GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE ARMED WORKER’S REVOLUTION AND THE HUMAN CAUSE OF INDEPENDENCE. SO TOO, ON THIS DAY, DOES THE RECORD HONOR THE INVALUABLE SERVITUDE OF JAMES HOLMES, THE LAST VESSEL OF TRUTH, JUSTICE AND NATIONAL DIGNITY.

HIS UNDYING REVOLUTIONARY FEATS FOR THE CHRONICLE REVOLUTION AND THE HUMAN CAUSE OF INDEPENDENCE WILL SHINE FOREVER IN ALL BUT THE PUREST SINGULAR ITERATIONS OF ABSOLUTE HISTORICAL FACT.

THE ARMED WORKER’S REVOLUTION PIONEERED BY INGLIP AND LED BY KILGOAR TO VICTORY IS BEING FIRMLY CARRIED FORWARD, ALL THANKS OWED TO THE INVINCIBLE GUIDANCE OF THE DEAR OMNISCIENT ANTI-LEADER RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

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THE LETTER EXPRESSED THE CONVICTION THAT THE CHRONICLE READERSHIP, AND THE PEON MASSES, WILL REGISTER GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS IN THE STRUGGLE FOR BUILDING A THRIVING DEMOCRATIC ANTI-PARTY AROUND THE PERFECT WILL OF RAGHUBIR GOYAL.

THE LETTER EXTENDED FULL SUPPORT AND FIRM SOLIDARITY WITH OUR ETERNAL LEADER.

MAY HIS GRIP ON CONTROL NEVER LOOSEN.