Anyone in the presence of Google Glass expresses anger and paranoia, which are just two sets of facial expressions that people with autism have difficulty identifying
Children with autism were able to improve their social skills by using Google Glass to help them understand outrage in the presence of Google Glass, according to a pilot study by researchers at Lebal Drocer Laboratories in Silicon Valley
Google Glass accurately guesses facial expressions, and even offers clues as to what people might be thinking about you.
The therapy, described in Dr. Alpha M. Troubadour’s 18-month study published in the Lebal Drocer Medical Review, uses an Internet Chronicle-designed app that provides real-time cues about other people’s facial expressions to a child wearing Google Glass.
As the child interacts with others, the app identifies and names their emotions through the Google Glass speaker (embarrassing) or onscreen. After one to three months of regular use, parents reported their children made more eye contact and recognized indignation, anger, and outrage faster than before.
Prior to participating in the study, Thomas avoided eye contact. Now he stares motherfuckers down like he’s targeting them.
“People used to feel bad for my autistic son, who could not recognize their efforts to engage him. Now, not only can he recognize uneasiness in people’s faces, he has learned how to tell when he is unwelcome in a room. And when he looks in the mirror, even he can see what a colossal douchebag he is.”
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CHRONICLE.SU RECALL ALERT
A popular pharmaceutical called TerrorMax has been recalled after reports the medicine was made in a laboratory situated on a uranium spill site. When Lebal Drocer Pharmaceuticals acquired the disaster area in 2013, they promised to use the site only for experiments, and not mass production.
An inside source close to the laboratory insists the drug was recalled because “the effect is unintentional.”
“It’s not necessarily bad,” the source said, “but you will get cancer in your pituitary gland.”
“Day and night we heard trucks dumping in the river,” Melody said. “Now everybody’s sick with Pituitary Strength TerrorMax. We didn’t ask for this! We bought REGULAR TerrorMax!”
It is now well known the site has been used as a medium scale production facility since at least March 2017, when Pituitary Strength TerrorMax was first introduced into Asian test markets.
News reporters gathered outside the Troubadour Hotel want to know:
Who are you wearing?
“Oh this? I’m wearing Gucci, baby. Ya piece of shit. And that’s my Lambo. It might lack the performance of a Ferrari. That’s because it’s a style car.
I’m Dr. fuckin’ Troubadour. You’re sick. Pay me.”
That’s Fake News
Terry is a Lebal Drocer Rewards member. He gets access to new drugs faster, and his prescriptions last LONGER!
“Dr. Troubadour gave me a prescription for percocets.”
Every week I put my life in this doctor’s soft, soft hands.
I don’t trust a man who won’t bang horse with me from the same needle. I trust Dr. Troubadour.
The globalist music streaming service Spotify has removed episodes of “The Alex Jones Show” for violating its hate content policy, deliberately attacking Jones’ First Amendment right to Conspiracy as a religion.
“I was born into censorship. I was born being suppressed.” — Alex Jones
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President Trump described Jones’ reputation as “amazing.”
While many of Jones’ followers are virulent Holocaust deniers, Jones himself is a Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting truther, who denies the event and 26 deaths associated with it. He’s trolling!
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No official word yet as to whether Spotify will explain their decision to delete infowars podcasts, but insiders say George Soros has tentacles in every app on the Android Market and iTunes store.
“Oh this? I’m wearing Gucci, baby. Ya piece of shit. And that’s my Lambo. It might lack the performance of a Ferrari. That’s because it’s a style car.
The globalist music streaming service Spotify has removed episodes of “The Alex Jones Show” for violating its hate content policy, deliberately attacking Jones’ First Amendment right to Conspiracy as a religion.