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Toka Cola- BLAZE ON!
Get Blazed! Denny Blazin’ Hazin’ Average Homeboy recommends Toka-Cola because “IT GETS YOU BLAZED!”
“Now I’m not the typical rapper that you’ll see. I gotta have my toka cola and I want it free. So here I am layin it down, I hope my rapping doesn’t make you frown!”
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Breakwater Shadow
(Wrightsville Beach, NC) ELF WAX TIMES- 
Student Filmographer and friend of the Times, Wayne Moss, was taking late night long exposure photographs of the beach , t
o produce the perfect lighting effect. A dark shadowy figure was revealed to him in two of his 64 second exposures. Enhancement has revealed an obviously humanoid figure, nature unkown. Upon on-site review of these pictures, Wayne reported no sight of any obtrusion from the breakwater at all. We will leave speculation to the reader. However, it could have been a Mermaid, Shadow Person, or a Ghost. 
Many shapes can be identified in the photos, but what it is we will never find out.
Student Filmographer and friend of the Times, Wayne Moss, was taking late night long exposure photographs of the beach , t
o produce the perfect lighting effect. A dark shadowy figure was revealed to him in two of his 64 second exposures. Enhancement has revealed an obviously humanoid figure, nature unkown. Upon on-site review of these pictures, Wayne reported no sight of any obtrusion from the breakwater at all. We will leave speculation to the reader. However, it could have been a Mermaid, Shadow Person, or a Ghost. 
Many shapes can be identified in the photos, but what it is we will never find out.
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