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Patrick “Trick” Shouse hosts “$20 Tattoo Party”

ROANOKE, VA–Patrick “Trick” Shouse, the newest tattoo artist in Roanoke, is hosting a “Tattoo Marathon” at Ruxton Condos on Colonial Avenue this weekend in order to build up his portfolio and spread both AIDS and Hepatitis to as many local residents as possible. The event is advertised as tax and license free, which is why Shouse is able to charge only $20 per tattoo.

Shouse appeared in the following video which was used to advertise the tattoo party, mere minutes after purchasing his first tattoo kit.

Local tattoo fans stormed the Facebook page for this event, teasing Trick, who quickly became enraged and said, “Your [sic] stoners with caveman tools ripping people off,” despite the fact that he brazenly and openly vaporized marijuana while tattooing his ankle, possibly contaminating himself with deadly MRSA.

Despite the haters, Trick was able to afford a Master Suite at the local Cambria Suites, which had a “bangin” view of the Roanoke Star. A small pile of one and five dollar bills in the video attest to the fact that this extravagance only almost depleted Trick’s fat stacks.

Shouse and his twin brother scheduled a second event to address haters at Cambria Suites this Saturday at 2pm. Shouse can be reached at  540-425-0808 if you would like to schedule an appointment.


Investigators have found Shouse was recently released from a stint in jail, after being arrested for sharing videos of his graffiti career on YouTube.

39 replies on “Patrick “Trick” Shouse hosts “$20 Tattoo Party””

I’m really embarrassed to be a Roanoke citizen. I’m even more embarrassed that I went to middle school with these jackasses. They’re pathetic white boys from the suburbs.

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Thank you this has been going on for yrs & just started up again. Its sad this town really has nothing better to do then constantly talk about me

So, the logic here being that the hotel room is more sanitary than his own home??? I suppose they realized that by being such idiots and announcing where they live, they might get unwanted visitors???? Maybe, just maybe??? Much like having unprotected sex with a hooker, tattoos aren’t where you should go bargain shopping!

I would probably jump off a bridge if I were a private investigator and my current “job” was investigating a tatoo party.

ruxton is LAVISH yo. dont yall KNOW DA NOKE BREHHHHHHH?? that shits BALLA BALLA 450$ a MUNTH STATUS BREH

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charles wilson is not licensed, ask to see his credentials. also i find it funny that any reputable firm does not have a legitimate website / domain name.

pshhh i only spent 15 minutes in a shell / google i’m sure i could probably find his original website somewhere in google cache

looks like he at one point and time had a legitimate website but the domain name has expired… here is what comes up when you try to do a whois on the domain.


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too funny…everyone knows these morons back home, and the levels of asshattery they are usually up to are effing EXTRAORDINARY. I am sure my feed will be blowing up this evening when the rest of his raggedy ass family/crew/whatever wakes up.

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