HOUSTON, TEXAS – Tuesday, scientists at NASA were shocked by images of a Cnidarian fossil beamed from Mars. The Curiosity rover, which has been surveying an ancient riverbed, unearthed a bright white fossil which NASA’s exobiologists say appears similar to primordial coral reefs.
Coral reefs are formed by colonies of simple polymorphous invertebrates which lack organs. Angstrom H. Troubadour, spokesperson for the exobiology lab at Curiosity command, said, “This object could be anything from a piece of an ancient Martian coral reef to a previously undiscovered form of life.”
Other experts are critical of this announcement, calling it “premature,” but Mr. Troubadour maintains that this is sure evidence of life on Mars, adding “The object may not even be fossilized. If that’s true, it’s an incredible find because it would contain much more organic material to analyze. It may even give us a profound insight into why life on Mars died out.”
Science has long held the probability of of extraterrestrial life to be incredibly high. This probability is so high, in fact, that this discovery does not come as any surprise to the community. Some churches, however, have already denied that this discovery could be possible. Pastor Fred Falwell of Liberty Baptist Church says, “Satan has placed this fossil, like other fossils on Earth, in order to deceive mankind and deny the truth of the Bible. There is nothing in Genesis about God creating life on Mars, so it is surely a deception of Lucifer.”
Despite some skepticism, this discovery has fired the imaginations of people worldwide, and some have even taken to the streets rejoicing in the fact that we are not alone. Environmentalists have taken this as an opportunity to preach about the frailty of life, and UFO enthusiasts have also hailed this discovery as evidence for their long-held beliefs.
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The image was not taken by Curiosity… if you use the image on “google search by image” you can find lots of references with same image… fake!
Probably because it’s been posted on many websites. HEr my fucking derp you’re retarded.
It appeared on a site related to the dietary supplement “coral calcium” . I don’t think that photo was taken on mars…
You mean the one with the caption that starts “Here on Earth”?
No, actually they are talking about the picture “This image, taken by the microscope on Curiosity”, maybe do some research next time?
Well I’ll be… “Ca Coral Superior Calcium Source – Under the Microscope”
Even if its a ‘boner’fide fossil it may not even be a martian creature, some other space-alien probably got stranded there a couple thousand years ago and died
Building blocks of life will be found throughout entire universe [multiverse]. Organic and inorganic material are synonymous. Hint: Big Bang Singularity. :)
BB = BUILDING BLOCKS. BB = BIG BANG. BB = BARRETT BROWN. Duh. :)
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Yeah, Anon, you might want to read that thing underneath the picture, it explains that that was from earth. The second one was by Curiosity.
Or you should check the links and find out that he is actually talking about the second image…
The image they said that was taken on Mars was found in other pictures, http://www.southpacifichealth.com/About_Us.html and http://www.healthtotem.com/en/coral/c_micro.html
Good point, that pic is exactly the same!
you DO know that if two samples of the same compound are placed under a microscope that they will look the same, right?
These religious nuts never cease to make me laugh…Lucifer planted a fake fossil on Mars, yep that’s how it happened.
Lets not discount the possibility that the pastor quote isn’t real at all but is put there by atheists to make people feel superior.
stfu… that is a dumb statement… you KNOW everything you read on the interwebs is the truth… besides, if an atheist DID use a bit of untruthful propaganda, how would that differ from what christians have done since the beginnings of the religion?
A truly religious man must know that God is capable of creating life anywhere he so chooses, and if he chooses Mars so be it. The Bible is a wonderful religious text, a guide for a Christlike life, it is not Scientific textbook and was never meant to be. The Church called Galileo a blasphemer for saying the earth revolved around the sun, not vice-versa. I am a Christian and fully believe there is life out there in the grand universe God Created. I am not so arrogant as to believe that God only created me. How short sited and ultimately unbelieving in the omnipotence of God to say he only created life on Earth. Who am I to tell God what he can or cannot do? The Pastor Fred Falwell should spend a little more time seeing the Hand of God in all things and a little less time worried about what the Devil may or may not do.
Was/is there life on Mars, maybe. Is there life elsewhere in the Universe, you can bet on it.
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I blame the French Hammerskins.
I blame Symond and his ball gag, assless bleachers, and latex polo
YAY! Symond’s cousin’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s ex-master’s father-in-law that might possibly be Irish found a fossil! Let’s dance!
Symond is my Patsy Ya See, myeah myeah ya see…I’m the Gee. Do you want I should take those groceries out to your car for you maam?
I can drawd a poster of the Mars with a black sharpie and hang it on my door.
“If I’m elected I will cancel this program, along with Sesame Street!
Hail Bill Riccio!
“You and I existed long before the sun. And you and I will exist long after it.” -Yeehaw
Jeez people, why do you have to throw the god’s into everything? This isn’t the Middle Ages, get a grasp on reality already. You country folk are operating on the wavelengths of a ten year old. Facts & science will always triumph over fairy tales, even over the Greatest “Story” Ever Told.
You haven’t heard the greatest story ever told, as perpetuated by Lord Symond, and The Gee, ya see. Poppers, latex, and 20 eyes will light the way. This is the candy skin doctrine, learn it and live it!
Pastor Fred Falwell clearly has the mind of a child and the people that pay allegiance to him are rejects from another century. Where do all these backwards weirdos hail from? Enlighten me so I never have the misfortune of traveling into such hillbilly territory. Man, those people just suck.
Pastor Fawad and Symond are Gods. You clearly have not heard the SHARP gospel, written by them and sung by me. Keep on Dancing for the Lord! YAY!
Don’t compare Symond to the man who put that thar fossil there.
posting in epic bread
This whole thing smells like a story on the onion. 15 seconds of Google searching shows this story does not appear on any reputable news source, and NASA has nothing to say on the topic.
Y’ALL POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD.
haha I know right
Well, it seems there may be truth to this story after all. Now NASA is saying whatever they recently found is going to change the history books. But, we have to wait weeks to find out.
Go Home Anonymous, You’re DRUNK!
I am a christian and I do not see why some Christians limit God. It is true that God did not say He created any other planets with life but in the same vein He did not say He did not.The bible says we do not know everything so let us not pretend as if we do
God is lying by omission.
The bible only deals with humanity and his alination and restoration via Christs sacrifice. He doesnt deal with other planets or other created life forms throughout the universe or universes. I expect that there are other creations because the hebrew word for “created” is bura, which is a present continous tensed word. If we accept Gods gracious gift of salvation offered via his sons sacrifice we as individuals receive eternal life. Having eternal life allows us to know in the future “all that God has created throughout the universe.Rejection of Gods gift restricts our physical life to the here and now
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Being a believer in God and his son i would be very surprised if he didnt create life throughout the universe. There are many small minded christians that love to put God in a box of their own understanding of Gods word, however when they finally go home to heaven their mind will be blown
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