PYONGYANG – Petulant rumors percolating after reports by Western media outlets slandered benevolent North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, falsely suggest the glorious leader has been deposed by his own cabinet.
But accoding to official sources, this rumor is Western propaganda. “Kim Jong Un is very proud of the liberal DPRK . . .
Fans mourn and celebrate the loss of Andrew ‘Weev’ Auernheimer who was found dead Monday Morning
BEIRUT — The puffy, bruised corpse of Andrew Auernheimer, known to fans as ‘Weev’, was pulled out of a drainage channel in Beirut early Monday morning. He was last seen clubbing on a rooftop, huddled in a . . .
Why is everybody so upset by this run-of-the-mill Nazi?
GAZA — People flee the United States after being wrongly imprisoned all the time, many after facing false charges stemming from a big telecom company’s sheer hatred. Maybe they just posted something negative online about the telecom company or got frustrated in their hellish . . .
The Caliph of the Islamic State issued a Fatwa against Reddit
INTERNET — Caliph Ibrahim al-Badri al-Samarrai of the Islamic State issued a Fatwa against Reddit after a user known as “jewishvirgin” posted an insulting depiction of the prophet Muhammed. The founder of Islam was drawn crudely as a pig defecating rainbows, his . . .
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the one-year anniversary of the immediately successful launch of healthcare.gov approaches, the Obama administration has finalized plans to celebrate in a big way.
Or as press secretary Josh Earnest put it, “it’s gonna be fucking patriotic as shit—the American Way, fgts.”
After weeks of floundering . . .
New MS boss Satya Nadella announced at a business event that he can not feel his hands.
In an unprecedented act of self-hatred, Microsoft has announced it will distance itself from the hilariously bad Windows 8 by refusing to name the next build generation Windows 9.
“Windows 10 will be so fucking badass,” a . . .
Is the Islamic State religious? Are they just like the Spanish Inquisition?
INTERNET — Yet another anti-religious scientist columnist slipped miserably in a fraught attempt to deploy a historic parallel to back up his point of view. Jerry A. Coyne, of New Republic, veered into the perilous field of theology in his unfortunately . . .
Richard Stallman balances a Japanese samurai blade
INTERNET — After the notorious “shellshock” bug was found, embedded irresponsibly in millions of computers by Richard Stallman of the free and open source GNU platform, Stallman was charged with criminal negligence and may face over fifty million years in jail when convicted of all five . . .
Charlie Sheen died in a plane crash on Friday evening
HOLLYWOOD — Fans mourn the loss of Charlie Sheen, famed star of Two and a Half Men and controversial proponent of recreational drug use.
While flying his private plane, authorities say Sheen became engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation and lost consciousness. Search teams located . . .
Kony is cooking up “dirty” Ebola bombs by sending his child army to collect thousands of deceased Ebola victims.
INTERNET — Kony, terrorist commander of Africa’s child army, has teamed up with weapons technicians from Boko Haram to construct what has been called a “dirty” Ebola bomb. Rather than weaponizing the deadly virus . . .