Fraught Historic Parallel stokes Islamophobia for America’s Left

Is the Islamic State religious? Are they just like the Spanish Inquisition?

Is the Islamic State religious? Are they just like the Spanish Inquisition?

INTERNET — Yet another anti-religious scientist columnist slipped miserably in a fraught attempt to deploy a historic parallel to back up his point of view. Jerry A. Coyne, of New Republic, veered into the perilous field of theology in his unfortunately . . .

Richard Stallman Arrested for Criminal Negligence

Richard Stallman balances a Japanese samurai blade

Richard Stallman balances a Japanese samurai blade

INTERNET — After the notorious “shellshock” bug was found, embedded irresponsibly in millions of computers by Richard Stallman of the free and open source GNU platform, Stallman was charged with criminal negligence and may face over fifty million years in jail when convicted of all five . . .

Charlie Sheen dead at 49

Charlie Sheen died in a plane crash on Friday evening

Charlie Sheen died in a plane crash on Friday evening

HOLLYWOOD — Fans mourn the loss of Charlie Sheen, famed star of Two and a Half Men and controversial proponent of recreational drug use.

While flying his private plane, authorities say Sheen became engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation and lost consciousness. Search teams located . . .

Kony building dirty Ebola bomb

Kony is cooking up "dirty" Ebola bombs by sending his child army to collect thousands of deceased Ebola victims.

Kony is cooking up “dirty” Ebola bombs by sending his child army to collect thousands of deceased Ebola victims.

INTERNET  — Kony, terrorist commander of Africa’s child army, has teamed up with weapons technicians from Boko Haram to construct what has been called a “dirty” Ebola bomb. Rather than weaponizing the deadly virus . . .

Emma Watson Dead at 24

Emma Watson drank bleach Monday evening shortly after 4chan hacked her iPhone and posted her nudes.

Emma Watson drank bleach Monday evening shortly after 4chan hacked her iPhone and posted her nudes.

INTERNET — Fans mourn for Emma Watson, star of Harry Potter, after she was found dead in her apartment in New York on Monday evening. After giving a speech at the UN about her support of feminism, . . .

Coca Cola says “Share a Coke with the Islamic State”

Coca Cola disseminated this piece of viral marketing along with a message of peace for the Middle East

Coca Cola disseminated this piece of viral marketing along with a message of peace for the Islamic State

BAGHDAD — Coca Cola issued its most provocative political message yet in a piece of viral marketing featuring a Coke labeled “Share a Coke with ISIS.” Coca Cola’s marketing director Jen Stamois said, “We aren’t . . .

American footballer “very sorry” for whatever he did

NFL Hall-of-Famer "Jumpin" Joe DeRouda was filmed raping a child.

NFL Hall-of-Famer “Jumpin” Joe DeRouda was unfortunately filmed raping a child.

Miami, Fla. – NFL Hall-of-Famer Joe DeRouda expressed remorse Saturday for his participation in a videotaped gang-rape which took place at the Miami Hilton during regular season.

A video leaked earlier this week depicts a man bearing DeRouda’s resemblance, . . .

Miley Cyrus enjoys groping of fans in latest performance

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Miley Cyrus let fans grope her vaginal and anal areas, Thursday night in a performance in Atlanta

ATLANTA — On stage Thursday night in Atlanta, Miley Cyrus let fans stroke gently at her vagina with only a thin layer of tight, sequinned cloth between their grasping fingers and her smooth labia. Authorities fined . . .

Scotland’s failed bid for independence defrauded by Illuminati

Open voting fraud was reported widely across Scotland

INTERNET — Friday, Scotland lost its bid for independence as a majority of the country allegedly voted ‘No’ to independence. Analysts were astounded as social media clearly showed a strong preference for ‘Yes’ votes. In addition, photographs clearly displaying rampant voting fraud were circulated widely . . .

World’s first fully 3d printed solar powered drones fill the skies

Taylor Fenderson’s drones filled the skies Thursday, terrifying many pitiable souls

INTERNET — Taylor Fenderson of Roanoke County, Virginia announced the invention of solar powered 3d printed drones.

Mr. Fenderson winked and told reporters at an impromptu press conference, “Watch this.” Hundreds of drones formed a swirling mass, not unlike a cyclonic school of . . .